
The Charcoal Can
Crippled by ennui when firing up the old hibachi? Get one of those lighter-fluid-free fire-starting giant coffee cans with the handles on’em, and some real hardwood charcoal (briquets won’t cut the cheese). If there’s any lysergic acid diethylamide in your past you will appreciate the spectacular light show, and if there’s not, the possibility of an errant spark burning your house down will keep you entertained for a good half hour.


1 comment
Xandy
January 6, 2011 at 3:32 pm (UTC -6)
This is hilarious. I’m reading your blog backwards, and finally reaching these early posts is like dessert after an amazing meal. You obviously didn’t have thousands of readers when you wrote this.