May 08 2005

Austin Officially Not Weird Anymore

Smoking ban eloquence:

"Maybe none of the clubs I mentioned will shut down as a result of this.
If they do, enjoy your $15.95 hamburger at the Hard Rock Cafe listening
to a Stone Temple Pilots cover band in smoke-free bliss, assholes." –Norbizness

The neurotic American obsession with sterilizing the truth and beauty out of stuff is an oily stain on our species. I submit our self-destructive propensity for unexamined kneejerkism as evidence to support the eventual takeover of the planet by the cockroaches so many humans strive to resemble.