To Whomever Is Missing Three Burros Near Johnson City at I Blame The Patriarchy

To Whomever Is Missing Three Burros Near Johnson City

Published May 16th, 2005 in El Rancho Deluxe.

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Mystery burro #2 (not pictured: mystery burros1 and 3)

I have your burros. Please come and get them, as they are scaring away all the coral snakes. Thank you.

2 Responses to “To Whomever Is Missing Three Burros Near Johnson City”

1 Cat Pick Jun 22nd, 2005 at 1:46 pm

Are the burros still hanging around?
2 Twisty Jun 22nd, 2005 at 1:55 pm

I haven’t seen’em in a couple of weeks, but they are wily, and could just be hiding.

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