Triple bypass-on-a-plate: smoked Elgin sausage and rigatoni al formaggio
Preamble: Thanks, BitchPhD, for all the love. Plauditory recognition from one of my favorite internet auteurs always makes a good sausage great.
And now, a spot of patriarchy-blaming.
I’ve been meaning to get this off the Twisty chest for a couple of days now. I allude to a fluff […]
Archive for June, 2005
Submerged in the mire of obligation for the past three days–during which interim I have suffered, suffered horribly, a Barton Fink-caliber writer’s block, and crammed some truly awful noises into .aiff files for the amusement of these people–this morning I decided to briefly eschew the drum machine for a peek at the good old blog. […]
Greetings fellow patriarchy-blamers.
I regret that there is an excellent chance that I Blame The Patriarchy will be on hiatus for a couple three days while I fiddle with a recording project that urgently requires my serious attention. Ordinarily I would just keep putting the project off, the way I’ve been doing for the past month, […]
White chicks on dope: the author delivers the rawk at the Side Door, St. Louis, ca.1997. Not pictured: 138 stinkin-drunk audience dudes in ironic T-shirts, imagining us in a 3-way
Reader Ellie, perturbed by some patriarchy-blaming remarks I made in connection with of one of her favorite bands, the Ramones, writes to ask the musical […]
Dinner With Charlton
Published June 23rd, 2005 in Morsel Institute and Patriarchy-blaming. 2 CommentsTwisty’s dinner is people! No wait, it might be almond-crusted grouper with sesame bok choy.
I got outside this tasty morsel while enjoying a swell misogynist double-feature: a) Soylent Green on cable, and b) an article about how men employed in the Bush White House earn an average of $76,000 a year, whereas–I don’t really even […]
Stingray, forced against her will to pose with the super dorky Giant Stevie Ray Vaughan at Town Lake in Austin, 2003. It’s a good thing she’s in Ecuador, because when she sees this, she’s gonna want to kick my ass.
My bosom pal Stingray, the notorious hippie punk jetsetter, has been yukking it up in Ecuador […]
One doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry. [From PETA]
Reader Lil, unnerved by my meatly proclivities, recently took me to task for my failure to address “animal and food politics consciousness†along with the general patriarchy-blaming.
What I know of Lil suggests that she is a thoughtful person (she left an excellent comment on the […]
Science Proves Women Are Different From Men
Published June 20th, 2005 in Patriarchy-blaming. 13 Comments Only her radiologist knows for sure. Left: real. Right: fake.
A recent Dutch study comparing (heterosexual) female and male brain activity during orgasm is today’s hottt sexxx headline at the major news outlets. Surprise! The study found “striking differencesâ€! Surprise again! Though the research includes findings for both sexes, the focus of the reportage is […]
Plastic butt: because it’s funny
From time to time, anxious readers, believing me to be off my nut, write in with concerned questions about my mental health and/or my IQ. Here is a composite of some of the more popular themes:
Q: Why do you want to ban porn? Are you some kind of humorless right-wing […]
Combo plate from which all the delicious sausage has already been eaten, The Salt Lick Barbecue Restaurant, Driftwood TX
If there’s a dishFor which I wishMore frequent than the rest
If there’s a foodOn which I broodWhen starving or depressed,
If there’s a thing that life can giveWhich makes it worth our while to live
If there’s an endOn […]
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