Twisty’s dinner is people! No wait, it might be almond-crusted grouper with sesame bok choy.
I got outside this tasty morsel while enjoying a swell misogynist double-feature: a) Soylent Green on cable, and b) an article about how men employed in the Bush White House earn an average of $76,000 a year, whereas–I donâ€™t really even have to say it, do I?– women make only $59,000.
Soylent Green. What a confection! Who wouldnâ€™t enjoy stuffing her craw with grouper while watching a film about the dystopian future we all face if the fucking government doesnâ€™t get off its can about global warming and peak oil? Especially when all the women are cast, literally, as â€œfurnitureâ€? That may be the best part. When you rent an apartment in the year 2022, it comes with all mod cons: heat, hot water, and a hooker.
Compared to the Bush Age, Soylent Greenâ€™s future America is a paradise, even if it does contain Charlton Heston and few vegan dinner options.