The decaying corpse of crappy fantasy novel Storm Front. Original crime scene photo courtesy Coroner’s Office/The Twisty Library
I have become a serial book killer.
A spinster aunt of my advanced years, for whom time is of the essence, can but react with murderous outrage when the paperback for which she has paid $7.99–on the advice of […]
Archive for July, 2005
Americans Lack Clue Re: Value of Human Life
Published July 8th, 2005 in Patriarchy-blaming. 25 CommentsYesterday afternoon on KUT, the Austin public radio station, they broke away from All Things Considered for a segment of “Central Texas News.†It was only a few hours after the bombs in London, so they had some vacationing University of Texas journalism professor on the horn from her London hotel room, talking about how […]
Mr. T vs. the Safeway Artisan
Published July 7th, 2005 in Morsel Institute, Easy Persiflage, Austin and Patriarchy-blaming. 15 CommentsThe actual confrontation between Mr. T and my lunch
I pity the fool who eats one of these tuna sandwiches from Randalls, which is the Austin name for a Texas supermarket chain that calls itself “Tom Thumb†in Dallas and Houston. Whatever; they’re all Safeways, and a Safeway by any other name would suck as hard.
Safeway […]
Color me nuts! I’ve been eating quesadillas and guacamole for two days straight and plan to continue on for another two. Oh, it’s a wild ride, all right, but this dish is so exquisite that, if it turned out that the patriarchy is responsible for it, I would have to not blame it. It’s that […]
Women + Children = Pathos
Published July 5th, 2005 in Morsel Institute and Patriarchy-blaming. 18 CommentsBreakfast Of Philistines: leftover pasta salad eaten straight from the tupperware at the computer
The news came as reports emerged that 17 Afghan civilians, including women and children, had been killed in an American airstrike carried out during the search for the missing servicemen. –TimesOnline
Have I mentioned lately how fucking sick and tired I am of […]
Jesus to Mary Magdalen: "I’d like to hook you up with some basic healthcare, but my holy father George W Bush has decreed that you must spread AIDS throughout the third world."
"I really like Roberto Cavalli fashion because it is so sexy. And I think he will do something amazing with the tail."
–Rocket Scientist/Playboy Bunny […]
Visitors to I Blame The Patriarchy possess enough blogulence to know that they should be reading Majikthese daily, but just in case you haven’t lately, please be advised that she is currently providing information on zombie dogs and a race of female super-geckos. Not only that, she’s got another one of those irresistible essays containing […]
Common house spider dispatching a leafhopper in the Twisty Windowsill, July 2005
Regular readers will have surmised by now that I am the laziest muthafucka in all of Texas. To a mind like mine–a mind which, in one’s spare time, one might liken, if not to a colander, at least to a chinois strainer–any elevated state […]
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