Breakfast of champion spinster aunts: cold day-old pizza Margherita from Vespaio, served on a desk with a side of organic half-caff.
Meanwhile, thereâ€™s been another study showing how women literally screw themselves in the workplace.
Meanwhile, forget about butt-cream; now thereâ€™s â€œanti-wrinkle jam,â€ a beautaceutical product for your morning muffin that yet another â€œstudyâ€ claims â€œimprovesâ€ the skin in â€œalmost 90 per cent of women.â€ Because wrinkled skin is a character flaw!
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, the state that brought you the ban on rape counseling, the governor, who apparently believes that wrinkled skin really is a character flaw, is persecuting impecunious old women.
Meanwhile, In Helsinki, a Ugandan woman is currently ahead in the first-ever womenâ€™s steeplechase at the world track & field championships, an event that is not included in the Olympics even though the mensâ€™ version is, because the calendar is too â€œcrowded,â€ what with all the prepubescent â€œwomen’sâ€ gymnastics and bikini volleyball.