Comments on: Blog Lite http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/ Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:11:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: BlondebutBright http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1862 BlondebutBright Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1862 Your blog hooked me with: 1) the instantly intriguing name 2) the extraordinarily clever content 3) the endearing puppy pics A winning combination! Your blog hooked me with:

1) the instantly intriguing name
2) the extraordinarily clever content
3) the endearing puppy pics

A winning combination!

]]> By: WookieMonster http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1863 WookieMonster Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1863 Ahhhh! It's a land shark, everybody out of the house! Duh-da...duh-da...duh-da duh-da duh-da. Take heart, soon he will be loosing those needles all over your house (at which point frozen carrots are a wonderful treat for sore gums). Don't know if you're fishing for advice at all, but yelping like a puppy and ignoring him for a few seconds (or if that's impossible shoving a toy into the gaping maw) usually works wonders. Nothing gets a puppy more than being ignored, it's like puppy kryptonite. Ahhhh! It’s a land shark, everybody out of the house! Duh-da…duh-da…duh-da duh-da duh-da.

Take heart, soon he will be loosing those needles all over your house (at which point frozen carrots are a wonderful treat for sore gums). Don’t know if you’re fishing for advice at all, but yelping like a puppy and ignoring him for a few seconds (or if that’s impossible shoving a toy into the gaping maw) usually works wonders. Nothing gets a puppy more than being ignored, it’s like puppy kryptonite.

]]> By: Max Fleischman http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1864 Max Fleischman Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1864 Dear Twisty, Your prose makes life worth living. Patriarchoreprehensibly yours, Dear Twisty,

Your prose makes life worth living.

Patriarchoreprehensibly yours,

]]> By: ae http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1865 ae Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1865 Twisty, gaaaah, but that Bertie is gorgeous. Those eyes! That fur! Our new pup is 12 weeks but has a gentle mouth, so we're loving the light pin pricks of her little nips. Our dingo would like for me to note here that the "little nips" of which I speak do not represent her experience of said pup during their rasslin' matches. Tonight we called over the Lesbian Dog Whisperer (not her real name) who is a doggie genius and a radical feminist, so, like, what's not to love? She's obviously the perfect influence for our two beasts. She'll be watching/training the beasts this weekend while we perform grandma duties elsewhere, coffee included. Twisty, gaaaah, but that Bertie is gorgeous. Those eyes! That fur! Our new pup is 12 weeks but has a gentle mouth, so we’re loving the light pin pricks of her little nips. Our dingo would like for me to note here that the “little nips” of which I speak do not represent her experience of said pup during their rasslin’ matches.

Tonight we called over the Lesbian Dog Whisperer (not her real name) who is a doggie genius and a radical feminist, so, like, what’s not to love? She’s obviously the perfect influence for our two beasts. She’ll be watching/training the beasts this weekend while we perform grandma duties elsewhere, coffee included.

]]> By: Pinko Punko http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1866 Pinko Punko Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1866 The weird thing is that one day you look and all those teeth are somehow gone replaced by less sharp ones. And the vet says "oh they just fall out and get swallowed." How quaint. Thank you Intelligent Designer! The weird thing is that one day you look and all those teeth are somehow gone replaced by less sharp ones. And the vet says “oh they just fall out and get swallowed.”

How quaint. Thank you Intelligent Designer!

]]> By: Clare http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1867 Clare Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1867 that's such a beautiful picture! I love foxes! I think that might have to go on my desktop wallpaper... (if you don't mind?) that’s such a beautiful picture! I love foxes! I think that might have to go on my desktop wallpaper… (if you don’t mind?)

]]> By: Clare http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1868 Clare Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1868 that's such a beautiful picture! I love foxes! I think that might have to go on my desktop wallpaper... (if you don't mind?) that’s such a beautiful picture! I love foxes! I think that might have to go on my desktop wallpaper… (if you don’t mind?)

]]> By: ehj2 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1869 ehj2 Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1869 Dear Twisty, What an excellent, well-written, intelligent site. Informative and a fun read -- a formula that generally eludes me. Well done. And I am totally envious and jealous of your super cool friend, Bert. Wow. If only I was that cute. Even at eleven weeks I wasn't that cute. My thanks to B.PhD. for the introduction. I'm learning that she really does know where "they" keep all the "special mouse crumpets." You're special. /e Dear Twisty,

What an excellent, well-written, intelligent site. Informative and a fun read — a formula that generally eludes me. Well done.

And I am totally envious and jealous of your super cool friend, Bert. Wow. If only I was that cute. Even at eleven weeks I wasn’t that cute.

My thanks to B.PhD. for the introduction. I’m learning that she really does know where “they” keep all the “special mouse crumpets.”

You’re special.

/e

]]> By: D Bunny http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1870 D Bunny Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1870 I love him! I want to squish his lil' furry face! I love him! I want to squish his lil’ furry face!

]]> By: jc http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1871 jc Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/08/19/blog-lite/#comment-1871 Humankinds goofy affection and very old relationship with canines is one of the few things about us that spark a small flame of hope and admiration in me when I´m in the dumps about the human race. Humankinds goofy affection and very old relationship with canines is one of the few things about us that spark a small flame of hope and admiration in me when I´m in the dumps about the human race.

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