mAke hottt l o v e like crazy
I can just imagine the torrent of guffaws issuing from the Pussy Marketing Department if anyone were to suggest such a deranged action in the US, where it is illegal to produce television or print ads that do not feature 18-year-old hotties in thongs humping things.
"What! Not present women as commodities for the purpose of lining our pockets? Are you mad?"
What is sort of ironic is that the aforementioned sexbot model is shilling for an environmental group called Wildcoast, who want sex-obsessed Mexican men to stop treating supposedly aphrodesiac sea turtle eggs like Viagra. Wildcoast’s own spokesmodel was mystified when it turned out that other (unnamed) environmental groups wanted nothing to do with the sexbot campaign.
"They had this kind of feminist point of view, that we were denigrating women. But all companies sell through women, so why not have a woman carry the message directly to the men who are eating these eggs?"
That’s right! Everybody else is demeaning women for fun and profit, so obviously they’d be fools to try to educate the public on conservation issues any other way.