Traffic’s up, and the time has come.
Let me preface the following FAQ with high praise for the people who read I Blame The Patriarchy and agree with everything I say. You guys are really smart! And with equally high praise for those readers who engage in intelligent debate without rancor. You guys are really smart, too! And with equally high praise for those readers who enlighten and crack me up at the same time. You guys are the smartest of all!
Anyway, below please find the frequently asked questions. The answer to all of them is the same. It is this:
If you are asking this question, you are reading the wrong blog.
Is that a picture of you at the top of the page?
What is patriarchy?
What is feminism?
Why not "humanism"?
Men experience ______, too! What about them?
You used the word "negro." Are you a racist?
You used the word "fucktard." Do you hate mentally retarded people?
Why do you want to oppress men?
Do you represent all feminists/all women as an elected spokesperson?
Why did you make fun of me/delete my comment/ban my IP? Can’t a guy disagree with you?
Are you a straight white guy in his early twenties doing a parody of a feminist blog?
(Note: If you are a straight white guy in his early twenties who is not as smart as I am–and let’s face it; I’ve never met one who is–there is a high probability that you may find irresistible the compulsion to try and take me down a peg. You cannot succeed. Undoubtedly the psychiatric professionals who desire to study this common self-defeating behavior are legion. I, however, am not one of them. Nevertheless, I will offer some parting advice: As an activity better suited to your talents, I suggest taking a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut).