Here’s a news brief that stirs up from deep within the Twisty essence some troubling and funkily mixed feelings about capital punishment. I’m opposed to the variety we have here in Texas, which amounts to a kind of bloodsport for redneck cowards (like the current POTUS) who like to see retarded, innocent black folks get the needle at the rate of 2 per month. In fact, until five minutes ago I was opposed to any other variety of death penalty you can name, including impalement, scaphism, iron maidens, death-by-a-thousand-cuts, what have you. Yet when I read that these two assholes were beheaded in the public square for raping a woman, I felt–what was it I felt, was it a spasm of satisfaction? Yes. I believe it was.
Sep 21 2005