The truth hurts. Twisty is objectively awesome, and even though we are sometimes the deserving object of her blame, on the absolute scale of awesometasticness, Twisty outranks you and most of us put together, so don’t be such a cobag. I think I would assign her a super high rank, if rank weren’t so rank with patriarchy. Perhaps she might be elevated from “a spinster aunt” to “The Spinster Aunt”. Would a change in article and capitalization constitute patriarchy?

And then I wouldn’t return your calls after that, and I’d spread rumors about you to all the guys.

I am shocked that people who don’t agree with certain blogs waste their time reading them…

Trollypants: if you’re going to be sarcastic, it’s generally a good idea to make it blatantly obvious, lest your sarcasm go unnoticed (and thus credited with supporting whatever it is you’re mocking) by other readers who have just come off of nine hours of classes and are too tired and uncaffeinated to think straight. My thoughts as I read your post were as follows: “Hi I’m a Twisty commenttr!” Oh, someone’s celebrating her first post here, cool! Although she’s a bit careless about her spelling. “I love you Twisty . . .” And she’s a big Twisty fan like the rest of us.

Then I read the next few posts, and oh, that wasn’t sincere, it was just bad sarcasm. Oh well.

Impertinent remark: The patriarchy is an outmoded douchebag of a social construct which doesn’t deserve to be shat on, much less exist.

Perhaps they like their own views to be challenged and enjoy the stimulating to-and-fro of debate?

I visit this blog for lines like this:

… Try and take a flying fuck at a donut.