When did "internet" become plural? Exactly how many internets are there?
Meanwhile, here’s an article in The Independent explaining how "men are really bad for women really." Men, apparently, make women fat, when they cohabit.
While I do not necessarily disagree with the thesis that men are bad for women, check out this howler: women are more likely to become obese when living with men because men now "share" all the calorie-burning housework that used to keep their bitches buff ‘n sexay.
Because there is no tragedy more newsworthy than un-thin women, the article contains no word on whether cohabitation makes men fat. But I’m guessing it doesn’t, since they are obviously so fit from jogging to and fro the laundry room, the broom closet, and the dirty toilets, hefting vacuum cleaner bags and neatly folded fitted sheets.