My former life. Photo by my bodyguard Stingray.
I promised that I Blame The Patriarchy wouldn’t turn into CancerBlog, and I meant it, but the novelty of my bizarro diagnosis hasn’t worn off yet (remember when I first got my puppy Bert and I posted pictures of him every day for a month?) so here are […]
Archive for October, 2005
Barbie shows Ken what it’s really like to pretend to be dominant
Just when grown women have finally stopped carrying Hello Kitty handbags, Mattel launches "Barbie clothes" for adults. That’s right. Now actual full-sized sexbots with tiny high-heel-shaped feet and wasp-waists can buy $176 dollar Barbie jeans and $140 Barbie sweatshirts. With the popularity of the […]
Re: "Internets"
When did "internet" become plural? Exactly how many internets are there?
Meanwhile, here’s an article in The Independent explaining how "men are really bad for women really." Men, apparently, make women fat, when they cohabit.
While I do not necessarily disagree with the thesis that men are bad for women, check out this howler: women are […]
Ming-Yi Sung Settlement With Monkeys
I am overwhelmed by all the book suggestions, and hope that you will all enjoy a hearty guffaw when I reveal that I can’t figure out how to do the Amazon list thing. Advice accepted.
I regret that I am not yet up to patriarchy-blaming at my old blazing speeds, but perhaps […]
Recursus Triumphus
Published October 13th, 2005 in Crazy sexy cancer, Morsel Institute, Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 83 CommentsHowdy yall. Home at last. Yeah, I know my most recent self-portrait was gross, but it’s got nothing on this "breakfast"–I kid you not, that’s what they called it–that I was expected to eat less than 24 hours after getting my boob scooped out.
The object pictured above is but one of the reasons this week’s […]
21st Century Medicine
Published October 12th, 2005 in Crazy sexy cancer and Patriarchy-blaming. 115 CommentsShare This
The author, having polished off a couple of tacos al pastor, contemplates her uniboobal future at Curra’s, Sunday afternoon
The Day Of The Long Scalpels has arrived. On Monday morning I’m having my goddam mastectomy. Can you believe this shit, no BBQ or martinis after midnight tonight, and they want me at the hospital at six […]
A Few Lite Thoughts On Bucking People Up
Published October 9th, 2005 in Crazy sexy cancer and Easy Persiflage. 70 CommentsOnly 5000 Cute Pink Heart-Shaped Limited Edition Breast Cancer Awareness Pez dispensers will be produced! Get yours now!
There will come a time in your exciting young life when somebody you know experiences a traumatic life-changing event. She will be pretty bummed out as a result, and you will want to buck her up because (a) […]
I saw an old Chris Rock special on TV the other day. It’s annoying watching Chris Rock on TV because (a) they bleep out everything he says unless (b) it’s some bit about how women talk too much. The people in charge of bleeping have their head up their butt if they think the word […]
I Blame The Patriarchy
Published October 5th, 2005 in Crazy sexy cancer and Patriarchy-blaming. 94 CommentsShare This
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