Redneck Remarks

While I am too pukey to sit up straight (you know it’s bad when the sight of an open bottle of Bruciagna Chianti 2000 makes me burst into tears of revulsion)  may it please you to read Austin’s own Redneck Mother’s great post on the futility of government regulation of the frustratingly un-machinelke human uterus. It makes an excellent, if somewhat more erudite, bookend to my recent vulgar musings on the "rights" of human sperm.

I have met Redneck Mother in the flesh. She’s the real deal.

13 Responses to “Redneck Remarks”


  1. 1 Chris Clarke Nov 8th, 2005 at 11:39 pm

    I don’t recall ever seeing vulgar musings here.

    “Vernacular,” sure.

  2. 2 The Fat Lady Sings Nov 9th, 2005 at 1:22 am

    Thanks for the blog recommend. Sorry the chemo is so rough - I am very glad to hear the cancer didn’t migrate, though (sounds like a herd of buffalo, doesn’t it? Migrating cancer!). Anyway - hope you feel better soon. My friend said soda crackers helped with the nausea - same as when she was pregnant.

  3. 3 Sara Nov 9th, 2005 at 10:08 am

    Regardless of everything else, sorry you feel so bad.

    Hang in there, kiddo.

  4. 4 peacebug Nov 9th, 2005 at 11:08 am

    twisty, http://www.cannabis.net/sperm/sperm.gif” rel=”nofollow”>this image looks like a computer mouse. deeper significance?

    congrats on stayin’ alive - as gov goodhair likes to say, “adios, mofo!” to that nasty cancer-y stuff.

  5. 5 Kristen from MA Nov 9th, 2005 at 4:01 pm

    thank you, thank you, thank you, Twisty, for the link to Redneck Mother!

  6. 6 kathy a Nov 9th, 2005 at 6:55 pm

    thank you for the fabulous link.

  7. 7 kcb Nov 9th, 2005 at 6:56 pm

    Twisty, you are too kind. May you soon be able to gaze upon wine without torment.

  8. 8 syfr Nov 9th, 2005 at 9:24 pm

    Twisty, you might ask your doctor about Marinol. My mother took it during her chemo for ovarian about 10 years ago, and it made it possible for her to keep the food down.

  9. 9 Arjet Nov 9th, 2005 at 9:48 pm

    Yes, Redneck Mother does kick ass. As do you, Twisty. Which is why it’s not surprising that the other night I was inspired by the synergistic effect of Redneck/Twisty to write my own musings (neither as vulgar or erudite, but musings
    nonetheless). Thank you (and Redneck) for once again inspiring me.

  10. 10 drublood Nov 10th, 2005 at 9:48 am

    Redneck mother is, indeed, the real deal. I’m so glad you linked up that blog post by her - it’s definitely one of my favorite blog offerings, ever.

  1. 1 Pandagon Trackback on Nov 9th, 2005 at 6:53 pm
  2. 2 Bloodless Coup Trackback on Nov 10th, 2005 at 9:23 am
  3. 3 Bloodless Coup Trackback on Nov 10th, 2005 at 9:24 am

Blame the patriarchy here

New to I Blame The Patriarchy? Cast your jaundiced eye upon this before commenting. By pressing the "Blame" button you affirm that you have read the FAQ, agree to use acceptable punctuation and capitalization, and, if you are a dude, not to be yet another fucking pedantic asshole. Problems with moderation or spamulation? Click here.




What is this?

You are reading I Blame The Patriarchy, the patriarchy-blaming blog that advances the radical feminist views of Twisty Faster, a gentleman farmer and spinster aunt eating dinner in Austin, Texas.

I Blame The Patriarchy is intended for advanced patriarchy-blamers. It is not a feminist primer. See Patriarchy-Blaming the Twisty Way for details.

"I couldn't get Twisty's point. It was so longwinded." -- The Blogosphere

Never view this blog using Internet Explorer.

Email Twisty.Faster at G mail

Hall of Blame

Should you wish to flatter me with theft


Close
E-mail It