Comments on: This Fucker Has Got To Go http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/ Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:30:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Hymen Fetish Sickens Spinster Aunt (Who Isn’t Feeling All That Great To Begin With) at I Blame The Patriarchy http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-13568 Hymen Fetish Sickens Spinster Aunt (Who Isn’t Feeling All That Great To Begin With) at I Blame The Patriarchy Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:58:45 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-13568 [...] I have not been exactly silent on the subject of cosmetic pussy surgery. Surgeons who hack up labia for a living rate pretty high on the blame-o-meter. But labiaplasty for the purposes of Hustlerizing the appearance of the human vulva in an effort to increase its appeal to pornsick sex partners is, it turns out, only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to invasive body modifications that are of no imaginable benefit to the patient beyond the gratification of some masochistic impulse to demean oneself at the altar of commercial male fantasy. [...] […] I have not been exactly silent on the subject of cosmetic pussy surgery. Surgeons who hack up labia for a living rate pretty high on the blame-o-meter. But labiaplasty for the purposes of Hustlerizing the appearance of the human vulva in an effort to increase its appeal to pornsick sex partners is, it turns out, only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to invasive body modifications that are of no imaginable benefit to the patient beyond the gratification of some masochistic impulse to demean oneself at the altar of commercial male fantasy. […]

]]> By: Felicity http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5869 Felicity Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5869 link's broken. Or at least I can't get there. C'mon, you don't want a red rubber rose vagina? If we're designing genitalia, and I can be forgiven for sinking to the dr's level, can I have the foreskin sewn back onto my husband's dick? 'Cause I find uncut dicks much more attractive. I might love him more, then. link’s broken. Or at least I can’t get there. C’mon, you don’t want a red rubber rose vagina? If we’re designing genitalia, and I can be forgiven for sinking to the dr’s level, can I have the foreskin sewn back onto my husband’s dick? ‘Cause I find uncut dicks much more attractive. I might love him more, then.

]]> By: Sylvanite http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5870 Sylvanite Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5870 Maybe he thinks it's equality because invasive surgical procedure on a woman = penis enlargement suction device? After all, if men are obsessed about their genitals, and they certainly seem to be, then women should be, too. Maybe he thinks it’s equality because invasive surgical procedure on a woman = penis enlargement suction device? After all, if men are obsessed about their genitals, and they certainly seem to be, then women should be, too.

]]> By: Steph http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5871 Steph Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5871 I wrote about a different fuckwad surgeon today. He provides all kinds of before and after photos of cunts so men can have their chicks pussy selected from the menu. I'm figuring I'll be more equal when men stop spending so much time thinking about my vagina. I wrote about a different fuckwad surgeon today. He provides all kinds of before and after photos of cunts so men can have their chicks pussy selected from the menu.

I’m figuring I’ll be more equal when men stop spending so much time thinking about my vagina.

]]> By: zz http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5872 zz Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5872 This is from the site that Steph linked on her blog w/r/t hymen reconstruction: "Cosmetic Surgery, P.A. is sensitive to the needs of women from cultures that embrace these particular issues due to cultural, social, or religious reasons or for individual cases of rape, incest or child abuse." Good god. Just when I think I can't hate the patriarchy any more than I already do. This is from the site that Steph linked on her blog w/r/t hymen reconstruction: “Cosmetic Surgery, P.A. is sensitive to the needs of women from cultures that embrace these particular issues due to cultural, social, or
religious reasons or for individual cases of rape, incest or child abuse.”

Good god. Just when I think I can’t hate the patriarchy any more than I already do.

]]> By: tisha http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5873 tisha Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5873 I think I'm gonna hurl. I think I’m gonna hurl.

]]> By: Chris http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5874 Chris Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5874 Just remember, it's not genital mutilation if someone pays oodles of cash for it and it happens in a white room at the hands of a certified surgeon. It's... "Designer Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation"! Oooh, you can even pay in monthly installments. I don't get the stupid things society values. You'd think actually enjoying sex would be more important (and sensual for both parties) than having a mutilated vagina to look at. And I'd bet that that kind of man isn't even going to be spending much time looking. Just remember, it’s not genital mutilation if someone pays oodles of cash for it and it happens in a white room at the hands of a certified surgeon. It’s… “Designer Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation”! Oooh, you can even pay in monthly installments.

I don’t get the stupid things society values. You’d think actually enjoying sex would be more important (and sensual for both parties) than having a mutilated vagina to look at. And I’d bet that that kind of man isn’t even going to be spending much time looking.

]]> By: Ms Kate http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5875 Ms Kate Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5875 Gee, I had to have my hymen snipped at age 13 when a tampon got stuck. Can I get a reconstruction paid for by insurance? I mean, I never got to have the total cherry popping experience, so I feel cheated out of my due of pain and bleeding. My husband feels cheated too. Gee, I had to have my hymen snipped at age 13 when a tampon got stuck. Can I get a reconstruction paid for by insurance? I mean, I never got to have the total cherry popping experience, so I feel cheated out of my due of pain and bleeding. My husband feels cheated too.

]]> By: nicky http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5876 nicky Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5876 There's more than one way to skin a cat. Pussy-tightening needn't be about the fat old bat's stretched-out vagina, perhaps from having borne the stud's spawn. Indeed, it's more likely about fat old stud wanting to once again experience an adolescent girl's vagina. May I suggest therefore that all men be required by law to deposit their sacred seed into sperm banks, in case a woman may at some point decide for herself whether she has any need of it, after which said men undergo mandatory vasectomies, and then receive injections of concrete into their penises and upright stents in order that said sex organ be in a constant state of readiness, in the event that anyone should choose to utilize it. For the aesthetically displeasing penis, balloon implants not unlike artery-clearing stents, or saline-filled breast forms, may be required for appropriate lengthening and/or thickening purposes. There’s more than one way to skin a cat. Pussy-tightening needn’t be about the fat old bat’s stretched-out vagina, perhaps from having borne the stud’s spawn. Indeed, it’s more likely about fat old stud wanting to once again experience an adolescent girl’s vagina.

May I suggest therefore that all men be required by law to deposit their sacred seed into sperm banks, in case a woman may at some point decide for herself whether she has any need of it, after which said men undergo mandatory vasectomies, and then receive injections of concrete into their penises and upright stents in order that said sex organ be in a constant state of readiness, in the event that anyone should choose to utilize it. For the aesthetically displeasing penis, balloon implants not unlike artery-clearing stents, or saline-filled breast forms, may be required for appropriate lengthening and/or thickening purposes.

]]> By: Erin http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5877 Erin Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2005/11/16/this-fucker-has-got-to-go/#comment-5877 Dammit, Twisty! Now I have "Red Rubber Ball" stuck in my head, and I don't think I've heard that song in at least a decade. Dammit, Twisty! Now I have “Red Rubber Ball” stuck in my head, and I don’t think I’ve heard that song in at least a decade.

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