Archive for November, 2005



Wall of Boobs

Here’s an idea that’s certain to catapult bra shops to the zenith of shoppal popularity: the Touch ‘n ‘Feel Wall of Boobs. It’s for men who want to buy bras for their women, but who are too stupid to ask her what size she is, or to look at the tag on the bra they […]

UnEnDowd

I still haven’t read the now-infamous article in which the entity known as "MoDo" liltingly (and if you ask me, lengthily) unveils her controversial "findings" that feminism has failed and that "the modern girl" should put The Art of Creative Swooning on her Christmas list and slip into a "Weener Coozy" T-shirt. But for those […]

Who Needs Abercrombie When You Have Brains?

Just when I had given up all hope that teenage girls would ever cast their gaze beyond the raunch-a-rama that currently masquerades as 3rd Wave "individualist" feminism, some Pennsylvania high school students have mounted an offensive against the repellent Abercrombie & Fitch, purveyors of pubescent softcore, and the store’s current line of idiot T-shirts. The […]

Sexbots Logical Consequence of Human Evolution

Men, at least those men who are pleased to cop to vulgarity and atavism, have maintained for quite a while now that they are hardwired to get it up for hot chicks. It’s biology. There’s nothing that they or anybody else can do about it. Male brains, they assert, have simply evolved to respond with […]

Not Dowdy Today

Cameron Diaz, wearing the world’s biggest earrings, feels up a Blahnik in her new movie
I have been pelted with exhortations–by which I mean, four or five people have expressed a passing interest–to rip Maureen Dowd a new one for an excerpt in the NY Times Magazine from some book she’s got coming out. Apparently the […]




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