You guys are the solidest blamers in the history of patriarchy.
Thanks, Jennifer from Boston, for the temporary tattoos. They will look excellent on what Jennifer from Nashville, who included three lipsticky smooches in her letter, calls my "sexy bald head." Thanks, Ancrene Wiseass, for the Amazon amulet, which I hope will improve my archery. Thanks, Ron Sullivan, for the books (I look forward particularly, as you might imagine, to the one entitled Slow Food). Thanks, Laurie, for the whoopie cushion and the chocolate and the tacos and all the other stuff you keep leaving on my doorstep. And of course, Norbiz, thanks a million for Timequake, which is one of the few Vonneguts I’ve never read.
You know, that Kurt Vonnegut, he’s a fairly solid patriarchy-blamer, for an old white dude.