In an astonishing medical breakthrough in the exciting world of heart disease research, it was found by “cardiologists at Johns Hopkins” that — now brace yourself for this shocker — that “many women with cardiovascualr health problems slip through the cracks.”
That’s right. The Framingham Risk Estimate, which is what the entire patriarchally-motivated medical establishment — docbags, if you will — use to predict the probability of heart attacks in any human who crosses their path, works like a charm with men. Unfortunately, it leaves one-third of women flapping in the breeze with undetected clogged arteries. Which is why men, as the default humans, have enjoyed over the past few decades a steady decline in death-by-heart-failure, whereas women, the freaks of nature, continue to drop like flies.