A Muslim godbag in Aceh, Indonesia has informed his flock that last year’s tsunami was “God’s revenge” against wicked women who won’t wear scarves. According to Sharia law, there is no such thing as meteorological forces that are both unrelated and indifferent to whether human women sport around town with bolts of fabric stuck on their heads.
Which logic leaves as the cause of the tsunami God, a fussy old dude who can’t abide the sight of an unoppressed female head gone wild. The Muslim godbags got his back, though. “A Sharia police force, modeled after Saudi Arabia’s moral police, is seeking female wrongdoers for public humiliation.”
Meanwhile, since decrepit old Viagra devotees are all dicked up with nowhere to go, research for a sexbot pill for women who aren’t wild enough carries on at a frenzied pace. Note that the sexpackets for women address “lack of desire,” which, in our pornsick society, is interpreted as an illness, but which is actually a completely normal expression of disinterest in being used as a submissive receptacle. If you need a quaalude to fuck him, girls, fucking dump him.
Meanwhile, I Blame The Patriarchy has just learned that Joe Francis, Paris Hilton’s ex and the creator of those charming “Girls Gone Wild” videos, was robbed at gunpoint by an enterprising chappie with a sense of poetic justice. Dude broke into Francis’ house and forced him to “partially disrobe and pose for a demeaning videotape.” To which I say, heh.