Remember, girls. “The Whiz should always point slightly downwards.”
You know how when you’re out in the woods and you have to take a slash and about 42 wood-ticks leap onto your crouching hiney the second you drop trou? You need this super-advanced Aussie breakthrough: The Whiz, a pocket dong for vertical pissing situations. “Just undo your fly and wee like a man would.”
1001 uses around the home, boat, or office. They’re cleaner than the average dong. Machine-washable! And, happily, “designed not to flowback.”
I’ll be test-tinkling one of these bad boys as soon as I can get my crotch on one.