Comments on: Three Things That Make Me Want To Puke http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/ Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:18:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Nebris http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7978 Nebris Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:58:44 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7978 If I had to name a stereotypical LA sleezebag for a screenplay, I couldn't do better than a 'Brad Salztman'. On a related note, a friend who worked as an EMT while getting her RN told me that at least once every month she and her crew would pull a dead dude out of a wreaked car with an Accujack clamped on his dick. That's an automatic masturbater that you can plug into the cigarette lighter. Thought that lil' gem would perk you up. Michael If I had to name a stereotypical LA sleezebag for a screenplay, I couldn’t do better than a ‘Brad Salztman’.

On a related note, a friend who worked as an EMT while getting her RN told me that at least once every month she and her crew would pull a dead dude out of a wreaked car with an Accujack clamped on his dick. That’s an automatic masturbater that you can plug into the cigarette lighter.

Thought that lil’ gem would perk you up.

Michael

]]> By: Liz http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7965 Liz Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:17:08 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7965 That's it, Julia. Or even better how about: “How To Make Millions While Getting Blow Jobs From Hot Bitches For Free While Watching Football.” Guaranteed best seller! Maybe Twisty will buy a huge villa in the South of France with her six-figure book advance and we can all go stay with her. That’s it, Julia. Or even better how about: “How To Make Millions While Getting Blow Jobs From Hot Bitches For Free While Watching Football.” Guaranteed best seller!

Maybe Twisty will buy a huge villa in the South of France with her six-figure book advance and we can all go stay with her.

]]> By: veet http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7962 veet Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:33:10 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7962 I'll say! Just discovered you all. Oh happy day! I’ll say! Just discovered you all. Oh happy day!

]]> By: weeza http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7928 weeza Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:24:44 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7928 I used to keep peanuts under my mattress, but they gave me terrible bruises. Even through 100 mattresses. I used to keep peanuts under my mattress, but they gave me terrible bruises. Even through 100 mattresses.

]]> By: Ms Kate http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7925 Ms Kate Mon, 09 Jan 2006 14:25:33 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7925 Actually, guys who like hot carz seem to get turned on by women who actually know how to drive. Despite my zaftig shape and perennial lack of make up, I've had more beemer and other "performance" car drivers try to pick me up when I have beat them off the line in a Volkswagon Rabbit diesel. Weird. Very Weird. Actually, guys who like hot carz seem to get turned on by women who actually know how to drive. Despite my zaftig shape and perennial lack of make up, I’ve had more beemer and other “performance” car drivers try to pick me up when I have beat them off the line in a Volkswagon Rabbit diesel.

Weird. Very Weird.

]]> By: Julia http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7912 Julia Mon, 09 Jan 2006 05:01:22 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7912 No...have to change fuck to "get a blow job"...don't want to miss any of the game! No…have to change fuck to “get a blow job”…don’t want to miss any of the game!

]]> By: Alex http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7904 Alex Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:12:08 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7904 Because what’s the point of dieting to the point where you’d rather have a tasty snack then sex? I <i>thought part of the point of dieting was to get people to want to have sex with you. So… if you don’t want sex, and you aren’t unhealthily obese, why bother?</i> I think the point is that women are made to feel repulsive unless they fit the idealised standard of beauty, and many women become ashamed of eating as a result. <i>Also, if your partner is encouraging you to break your diet, doesn’t that maybe indicate they think you’re fine without dieting?</i> Maybe he's not actually trying to sabotage her diet; he could just be offering her some cake as a nice gesture. However, if he's consciously trying to sabotage her diet, this indicates control issues on his part rather than happiness with her body. If he's genuinely concerned with her self image, shoving sweets in her face isn't going to help a thing. Because what’s the point of dieting to the point where you’d rather have a tasty snack then sex? I thought part of the point of dieting was to get people to want to have sex with you. So… if you don’t want sex, and you aren’t unhealthily obese, why bother?

I think the point is that women are made to feel repulsive unless they fit the idealised standard of beauty, and many women become ashamed of eating as a result.

Also, if your partner is encouraging you to break your diet, doesn’t that maybe indicate they think you’re fine without dieting?

Maybe he’s not actually trying to sabotage her diet; he could just be offering her some cake as a nice gesture. However, if he’s consciously trying to sabotage her diet, this indicates control issues on his part rather than happiness with her body. If he’s genuinely concerned with her self image, shoving sweets in her face isn’t going to help a thing.

]]> By: Becker http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7897 Becker Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:54:17 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7897 Since I'm glad to encourage Twisty's literary endeavors at every turn, here are some possibly acceptable euphemisms: nail screw hit bang pork plow None of these is nearly as offensive as "fuck" and so should work fine. Since I’m glad to encourage Twisty’s literary endeavors at every turn, here are some possibly acceptable euphemisms:

nail
screw
hit
bang
pork
plow

None of these is nearly as offensive as “fuck” and so should work fine.

]]> By: Christopher http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7896 Christopher Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:30:06 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7896 I wonder how many of the dieters in that poll were dieting for medical reasons? Because what's the point of dieting to the point where you'd rather have a tasty snack then sex? I thought part of the point of dieting was to get people to want to have sex with you. So... if you don't want sex, and you aren't unhealthily obese, why bother? Also, if your partner is encouraging you to break your diet, doesn't that maybe indicate they think you're fine without dieting? I wonder how many of the dieters in that poll were dieting for medical reasons?

Because what’s the point of dieting to the point where you’d rather have a tasty snack then sex? I thought part of the point of dieting was to get people to want to have sex with you. So… if you don’t want sex, and you aren’t unhealthily obese, why bother?

Also, if your partner is encouraging you to break your diet, doesn’t that maybe indicate they think you’re fine without dieting?

]]> By: Violet Socks http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/01/07/three-things-that-make-me-want-to-puke/#comment-7889 Violet Socks Sun, 08 Jan 2006 21:36:07 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/?p=400#comment-7889 Thinking of this as a straight woman, I keep imagining how I would feel if I were on a date with a man at some swank restaurant, we pull up, and some frigging bimbo in a bikini appears to park our car. I mean, it would be like going on a date with your man to Hooters or the Playboy Mansion. That's certainly the fine dining experience I'm looking for -- to feel threatened, objectified, AND humiliated, all before we even get in the goddamn door! These asschumps are in LA, right? LA, where the sex-class status of women is an even more blatant fact of life, if possible, than anywhere else in America. What little time I've spent there suggests women in LA have grown used to the Playboy Mansion type atmosphere. Sexbots EVERYWHERE. Thinking of this as a straight woman, I keep imagining how I would feel if I were on a date with a man at some swank restaurant, we pull up, and some frigging bimbo in a bikini appears to park our car. I mean, it would be like going on a date with your man to Hooters or the Playboy Mansion. That’s certainly the fine dining experience I’m looking for — to feel threatened, objectified, AND humiliated, all before we even get in the goddamn door!

These asschumps are in LA, right? LA, where the sex-class status of women is an even more blatant fact of life, if possible, than anywhere else in America. What little time I’ve spent there suggests women in LA have grown used to the Playboy Mansion type atmosphere. Sexbots EVERYWHERE.

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