Great News For Ugly Rich Aussie Dudes
Isn’t this cute? What Australian women want is a man who is “financially-savvy.” The article doesn’t say what Australian men want, except that it definitely isn’t a woman who is financially savvy. That’s because everybody agrees: men are better with money! Women are better with unpaid housework!
No word on what queer Australian women want. They’re invisible!
Great News For Exhausted Straight Girls
Blow jobs give men venereal disease. That’s right. Bacteria in the human mouth can cause “a gonorrhea-like condition known as urethritis” when loosed upon the blue-veined swaybacked throbber. So now, when the thought of choking on that flaccid bratwurst even one more time makes your stomach book the next flight to Cabo, you can tell him you’re just too concerned about his dickal health to suck him off. Or, you could just dump him.