This will be brief, since there aren’t that many chicks in high office.
As the world’s foremost expert on South American politics, you can count on me to be within several weeks of breaking news in Chile (birthplace of one of my favorite fruits). I just found out that they’ve elected Michelle Bachelet as their first chick president. She is the only South American woman to rise to high office without having had to fuck her way there Ã la Eva PerÃ³n*. Predictably, there are sworls of speculation as to whether she’ll be “tough enough” to go mano a mano with the macho fellas, whether she possesses a forebrain, and, since she is not marrried, who will give her the “little caresses” a woman so obviously requires in order to feel pretty enough to govern a country.
As an African American I completely agree with what [Clinton] said, and I think itâ€™s about time somebody started talking to the black community in such a manner. Maybe white America was offended, sorry, but welcome to our world. It seems ok for so may people to talk around us and wonder what black America thinks but so few people are really willing to say anything about it. WAKE UP!!! Blacks and a lot of other Americans are being treated like slaves. Not allowed to speak or express them or be labeled as traitors. And here you all go capitulating! Want more evidence the house is like a plantation, how many black people do you see in the house, what are we up to seven. No wonder the republicans are walking all over us. Grow a pair! And while I mean no disrespect Arianna, since when did you gain the credentials to say what Bill or Hill can say about or too the black community.
*Yes, yes, I know Evita was never actually elected to any office, but same difference, you know? Sue me.