About four hundred sixty-seven of you have written to thunder against that foul-excrescence-masquerading-as-a-kid in Massachusetts who filed a civil rights complaint alleging that, because there are lots of girls on the honor roll, his school discriminates against—you guessed it—boys. Somebody apparently told this lazy little shit’s parents about that idiot “research” supposedly showing that boys are genetically incapable of sitting still for more than 2 minutes at a time, which is why all but 2% of them flunk out of school every year, creating that vast uneducated male underclass with which we are all so familiar. You know, the one that has resulted in the almost total lack of men in positions of power worldwide for the past 27 centuries.
Horribly, my grueling spinster auntly schedule will not permit me to dedicate myself to a properly vituperative essay ripping on this atonishing absurdity. Fortunately Amanda has summed up my views precisely in an essay that cannot be improved upon. Read it, if you haven’t already.
And if I read one more word about anybody’s sex life today I will probably die.