Archive for January, 2006



Litter Box Award

Just in case you were blithely sauntering through life with a handful of balloons, content with your pleasant thoughts that artsy types are just naturally more enlightened than the usual misogynist hoi polloi, take a whiff of this : Step Inside Design, a magazine that “takes readers behind the scenes to meet the creative problem-solvers […]

Thursday Sandwich Blogging

I swear, this camera just makes shit up.
Behold the transmutative power of Holga! This chicken salad sandwich on a toasted cheese bun with bacon, corn and blackeyed pea relish, fruit salad with poppyseed dressing, chips and a dill pickle—a combo known to me since childhood as a “special” at the Mermaid Bar at Neiman-Marcus in […]

In Which The Author Pronounces On A Popular Hobby

Imagine my surprise when a recent post in which I waxed autobiographical about my former life as a rock star devolved, in the comments, into a discussion on BDSM.
I kid, I kid! I wasn’t really surprised. All posts on feminist blogs eventually devolve into discussions on BDSM. There’s a Usenet term for this phenomenon. It’s […]

The Lettuce Chronicles: Fish Under Siege

All right, which one of you knuckleheads cameraphoned me this appalling photo of an innocent fish fillet besieged by what can only be described as frisée? Isn’t there pain enough in the world?
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Women-As-Korean-Kommodity Korner

“Lonely” male Korean farmers are quite the tragic figures. They can’t seem to persuade any Korean women to marry them. Luckily for them, their empathetic government appreciates male privilege. It feels the crushing weight of their undesirability, and has responded by subsidizing a mail-order bride program that allots $6000 per lonely farmer to import some […]

More Global Blaming

For those who didn’t see their own dots last time: the last 500 visitors to I Blame The Patriarchy as of 2:15 pm central time. I totally see you in Greece, deviousdiva.
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Lettuce-Blaming Update

Thanks, Kathy A.
Woman Cited in Pa. for Flinging Lettuce
Monday, January 23, 2006
(01-23) 13:15 PST Easton, Pa. (AP) –
A woman fined $173.50 for throwing salad greens out of her car says, lettuce not be too quick to judge her.
Dawn Higgins, 47, was cited Oct. 18 while parked outside a Wal-Mart in Lower Nazareth Township in eastern […]

My Life As A Sex-Positive Feminist

I missed when the whole sex-positive-feminist thing happened, but I think it went down while I was playing punk rock in a loud chick band while dressed in a negligée.
In St. Louis in the 90s, a band of three women with nary an Ovation acoustic guitar (or, as the femme-folk hatas used to call’em, “Ovulations”) […]

Think Globally, Blame Locally

Here’s what the patriarchy-blaming world looked like over the past 6 hours. Clearly the Twisty dogma machine has put up an extremely poor showing Asia, and has failed entirely in South America, Africa, and, yes, Antarctica. A spinster aunt’s work is never done.
To the readers in Pakistan and Iran: Please, tell us what’s goin’ […]




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