In the fine tradition of sexy aerobics for today’s sexy gal on the go who realizes that sexy doesn’t come without a lot of sexy work, the makers of Cardio Striptease now bring you new Stiletto Strength, the workout that trains you how to walk sexy with painful stilts strapped to your feet.
The gym’s fitness director admits that “your feet will never recover” from wearing heels, but of course has no qualms “training” women how to walk in them.
“They’re businesswomen and they have to wear heels so they want to understand how to look better in them and feel confident.”
Confident and sexy!
That’s right. Today’s confident career woman knows how empowering it is to resemble a sexy stripper as closely as possible. Sexy stilettos aren’t just for prostitutes anymore; they’re required of sexy businesswomen in today’s sexy corporate world of sex! Because women = sex!