Comments on: Komedy Korner http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:58:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: ginmar http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-12242 ginmar Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:57:11 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-12242 Crap, I think I found a link in the comments at Shake's sis---this scumbag was charged iwth sexual harassment in 2001. Yeah, he's quite the find. I just can't get the image of the Mr. Potatoe Penis out of my mind. Seriously, he looks like something you'd mash, not fuck. Crap, I think I found a link in the comments at Shake’s sis—this scumbag was charged iwth sexual harassment in 2001. Yeah, he’s quite the find. I just can’t get the image of the Mr. Potatoe Penis out of my mind. Seriously, he looks like something you’d mash, not fuck.

]]> By: Orange http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-12112 Orange Sun, 19 Feb 2006 21:56:25 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-12112 I know I'm late to the party, but I just can't get the idea of potato porn out of my head. I know I’m late to the party, but I just can’t get the idea of potato porn out of my head.

]]> By: Kate http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11936 Kate Sat, 18 Feb 2006 10:47:47 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11936 Hattie:Yes, let us not forget that women are doing it with disgusting men because otherwise they would starve. Yes and that is more disturbing that the idiot on the net. Hattie:Yes, let us not forget that women are doing it with disgusting men because otherwise they would starve.

Yes and that is more disturbing that the idiot on the net.

]]> By: thebewilderness http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11913 thebewilderness Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:56:46 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11913 I would like to explain something here about the Northwest. You know how there is Austin, and then the rest of Texas. NYC and upstate. Atlanta and Georgia. Out here we have a rather large mountain range (the Cascades) running north/south through the middle of Washington and Oregon(or e gun) We keep most of the right wing nuts on the right side of the mountains and the left wing moonbats on the left side of the mountains. The real whackos live in the mountains. So when you hear about this sort of psycho godbag control fucktard he is clearly from 'east of the mountains' as we tend to say when referring to fucktard godbags and nazis. The patriarchy blamers have a tendency to stay nearer to the salt water. Probably so we can throw ourselves in lest this fucktard get hold of us. I would like to explain something here about the Northwest. You know how there is Austin, and then the rest of Texas. NYC and upstate. Atlanta and Georgia. Out here we have a rather large mountain range (the Cascades) running north/south through the middle of Washington and Oregon(or e gun) We keep most of the right wing nuts on the right side of the mountains and the left wing moonbats on the left side of the mountains. The real whackos live in the mountains. So when you hear about this sort of psycho godbag control fucktard he is clearly from ‘east of the mountains’ as we tend to say when referring to fucktard godbags and nazis.
The patriarchy blamers have a tendency to stay nearer to the salt water. Probably so we can throw ourselves in lest this fucktard get hold of us.

]]> By: wheelomatic http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11850 wheelomatic Fri, 17 Feb 2006 17:30:39 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11850 I wonder if this guy will see the uptick of hits on his page and think the Internets have FINALLY recognized his brilliance? Would it not be a shame that all our gagging and blaming would only serve to increase this dirty sock's over-inflated sense of place in this world? I wonder if this guy will see the uptick of hits on his page and think the Internets have FINALLY recognized his brilliance?

Would it not be a shame that all our gagging and blaming would only serve to increase this dirty sock’s over-inflated sense of place in this world?

]]> By: Sara http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11826 Sara Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:38:27 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11826 Please forgive me for this, Twisty, but honestly, the only woman I can picture this guy with besides a starving, uh, I mean <i>enterprising</i> third world prostitute, um, I mean <i>homemaker</i> might be your little cross-eyed lovely in the sidebar. Seriously, I keep looking at his photo, then hers, then his, then hers...and it's like she's gazing at him rapturously while he hypnotizes her with his tales of conquest. Tell me something. All my life I've heard how men are these fragile creatures whose egos can be smashed irrevocably by the lightest tickle of a woman's laughter. I even seem to recall you recently posting yet another study recently proving yet another dimension of this dogma. If this is so, then why would any man publish such ridiculously laugh- (and gag-) invoking utterances in full view of the entire world? I'm thinking -- hoping, praying -- that this creature and his vile spew have to be some kind of elaborate joke. Have to. You know, something like Landover Baptist, only for sex. Well, they are a joke, anyway, intentionally or not. And if it's not intentional, then for all the esteem-shattering peals of feminine ridicule ensuing the Patriarchy has no one to blame but itself. Please forgive me for this, Twisty, but honestly, the only woman I can picture this guy with besides a starving, uh, I mean enterprising third world prostitute, um, I mean homemaker might be your little cross-eyed lovely in the sidebar. Seriously, I keep looking at his photo, then hers, then his, then hers…and it’s like she’s gazing at him rapturously while he hypnotizes her with his tales of conquest.

Tell me something. All my life I’ve heard how men are these fragile creatures whose egos can be smashed irrevocably by the lightest tickle of a woman’s laughter. I even seem to recall you recently posting yet another study recently proving yet another dimension of this dogma. If this is so, then why would any man publish such ridiculously laugh- (and gag-) invoking utterances in full view of the entire world? I’m thinking — hoping, praying — that this creature and his vile spew have to be some kind of elaborate joke. Have to. You know, something like Landover Baptist, only for sex.

Well, they are a joke, anyway, intentionally or not. And if it’s not intentional, then for all the esteem-shattering peals of feminine ridicule ensuing the Patriarchy has no one to blame but itself.

]]> By: Violet Socks http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11815 Violet Socks Fri, 17 Feb 2006 10:10:12 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11815 Naw, he's just been with his hand. Him and Josh both. Naw, he’s just been with his hand. Him and Josh both.

]]> By: Lana http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11812 Lana Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:47:58 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11812 "THERAPY FOR WOMEN: In spite of the fact this page is for men I know there will be unscrupulous women reading it." Hahahahaha! So now all the women that read it are unscrupulous? Says the robot programmer. “THERAPY FOR WOMEN: In spite of the fact this page is for men I know there will be unscrupulous women reading it.”

Hahahahaha! So now all the women that read it are unscrupulous? Says the robot programmer.

]]> By: jami http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11806 jami Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:10:30 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11806 this guy has been with some very obliging prostitutes. lucky him. this guy has been with some very obliging prostitutes. lucky him.

]]> By: SisterJ http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11805 SisterJ Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:07:19 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/16/komedy-korner/#comment-11805 <i>"As immigrant to Oregonian I just have to say, this is a beautiful state but it is FILLED with bizarrities. [...] Don’t ask me why, I don’t claim to understand it. 8 Magdelena, FG, Od on Feb 16th, 2006 at 11:02 am"</i> After just ONE of Cheney's beers, I am seriously understanding it: If you sliced North America in half (diagonally), slapped jelly on it and smushed it shut, Oregon would be <i>touching</i> FLORIDA. *shudder* Hence, they share beautiful scenery, an abundance of strangeness per capita, and plenty of Canadians. Space and time are fluid, people, Duh! (You really gotta drink one of these.) Anyway, back to the assbag. He left out a few words, which I can see clearly through my beer goggles. Obsherb: "Have her imagine she’s a prostitute <b>[about to be arrested in VA]</b>" "You can’t talk to her <b>[rescuers]</b> if your mouth is down there" "Most American women <b>[within 100 yds of me]</b> are slow to climax" "They usually lubricate <b>[their guns]</b> poorly <b>[and can't shoot me fast enough]</b>" "Talk softly into her ear <b>[and you won't see her gagging]</b>" "It’s no fun to have sex with a sack of potatoes <b>[when the potatoes won't stop laughing]</b>" "I proceeded to change her into various other women friends or relatives <b>[until they formed an alliance...]</b>" "I once gave a partner the suggestion that she was a sex machine <b>[so she zapped me]</b>" "Let me tell you, that short woman was so <b>[accurate with her left jab]</b> that I, (6′2″), could only take it for a short while." "If she has emotional blocks to responding, she may <b>[be alive]</b>" “As immigrant to Oregonian I just have to say, this is a beautiful state but it is FILLED with bizarrities. […] Don’t ask me why, I don’t claim to understand it.
8 Magdelena, FG, Od on Feb 16th, 2006 at 11:02 am”

After just ONE of Cheney’s beers, I am seriously understanding it:

If you sliced North America in half (diagonally), slapped jelly on it and smushed it shut, Oregon would be touching FLORIDA. *shudder*

Hence, they share beautiful scenery, an abundance of strangeness per capita, and plenty of Canadians. Space and time are fluid, people, Duh! (You really gotta drink one of these.)

Anyway, back to the assbag. He left out a few words, which I can see clearly through my beer goggles. Obsherb:

“Have her imagine she’s a prostitute [about to be arrested in VA]”

“You can’t talk to her [rescuers] if your mouth is down there”

“Most American women [within 100 yds of me] are slow to climax”

“They usually lubricate [their guns] poorly [and can’t shoot me fast enough]”

“Talk softly into her ear [and you won’t see her gagging]”

“It’s no fun to have sex with a sack of potatoes [when the potatoes won’t stop laughing]”

“I proceeded to change her into various other women friends or relatives [until they formed an alliance…]”

“I once gave a partner the suggestion that she was a sex machine [so she zapped me]”

“Let me tell you, that short woman was so [accurate with her left jab] that I, (6′2″), could only take it for a short while.”

“If she has emotional blocks to responding, she may [be alive]“

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