“I’m holding out for classes on how to sport around town with my hair on fire. I’m sure it will never be totally pain-free, but if I strengthen my core I could rock that look. ”
–Redneck Mother on aerobics classes for the stilettoly-challenged
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I already added that comment to my list of all time favorite quotes. It makes me laugh out loud. It’s perfect.
I am humbled. Now I must go sign up for a continuing ed course on how to wear a ball gag without drooling on one’s blouse during sales-staff meetings.
Hell, at least you wouldn’t have to bother going to the hair salon.
Huh. Well that just cleared up so many of my shortcomings as a woman. So, it’s all my fault. Excellent, that’s going to free up so much time for me! Oh! But hey! Wait. I’m Canadian. Maybe I’m different? Yeah, you’re right, prolly not.