Comments on: Friday Bert Report http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:13:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: zuzu http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11926 zuzu Sat, 18 Feb 2006 05:24:22 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11926 <i>In my house, it’s called rump-rubbies. </i> I call it butt-checking. In my house, it’s called rump-rubbies.

I call it butt-checking.

]]> By: antiprincess http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11922 antiprincess Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:30:44 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11922 you are so lucky to have a dog. I don't have a dog. I wish I had a dog. I'd give a useful limb to have a dog. did you ever read the book "A pack of two"? it's all about women and dogs and the bond between humans and animals. you are so lucky to have a dog. I don’t have a dog. I wish I had a dog. I’d give a useful limb to have a dog.

did you ever read the book “A pack of two”? it’s all about women and dogs and the bond between humans and animals.

]]> By: Kat http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11910 Kat Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:29:41 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11910 Awww, what a cute puppy! Awww, what a cute puppy!

]]> By: autobiography http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11895 autobiography Sat, 18 Feb 2006 00:16:11 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11895 <strong>Further reading</strong> I've been dropping off the radar a bit lately, not posting much on friends' blogs or on the WD, but I'm still reading and processing as much as ever. A lot of my reading is in the feminist blogosphere, and... Further reading

I’ve been dropping off the radar a bit lately, not posting much on friends’ blogs or on the WD, but I’m still reading and processing as much as ever. A lot of my reading is in the feminist blogosphere, and…

]]> By: thebewilderness http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11894 thebewilderness Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:29:26 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11894 Save the udder, please. Idon't usually poke around in the poor man comment threads because of the high testosterone levels, however. I don't know who these guys are but they might be human. Carpbasman Says: February 18th, 2006 at 3:54 am You need balls in a sport. Balls that everyone can have the opportunity, and the desire, to touch. Wanking is thus a sport. TheClaw Says: February 18th, 2006 at 4:01 am Wanking is thus a sport. How do you keep score? Demogenes Aristophanes Says: February 18th, 2006 at 4:17 am How do you keep score? Palm follicle count minus lowest score on the eye chart divided by mouth breathing index. Save the udder, please.
Idon’t usually poke around in the poor man comment threads because of the high testosterone levels, however. I don’t know who these guys are but they might be human.
Carpbasman Says:
February 18th, 2006 at 3:54 am
You need balls in a sport. Balls that everyone can have the opportunity, and the desire, to touch.

Wanking is thus a sport.

TheClaw Says:
February 18th, 2006 at 4:01 am
Wanking is thus a sport.

How do you keep score?

Demogenes Aristophanes Says:
February 18th, 2006 at 4:17 am
How do you keep score?

Palm follicle count minus lowest score on the eye chart divided by mouth breathing index.

]]> By: Kelley http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11885 Kelley Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:21:49 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11885 Rump Rubbies, Rump Rubbies, Rump Rubbies! I just can't help myself, what a great phrase! FYI: My secretary, who doubted my sanity anyway, is now firmly convinced that I'm completely round the bend. What else could the poor woman think when she hears a random burst of laughter, followed by me shouting the words "rump rubbies" out of the clear blue? Rump Rubbies, Rump Rubbies, Rump Rubbies! I just can’t help myself, what a great phrase!

FYI: My secretary, who doubted my sanity anyway, is now firmly convinced that I’m completely round the bend. What else could the poor woman think when she hears a random burst of laughter, followed by me shouting the words “rump rubbies” out of the clear blue?

]]> By: Sharoni http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11884 Sharoni Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:06:09 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11884 No royalties necessary, Kelley, enjoy! I also have a cat (Punkin) that likes to have her rump scratched, but if you do it enough she gets all riled and wants to nurse. This means she climbs up on my shoulder, digs in her claws, kneading away, and soaks whatever clothing happens to be in the way while trying to obtain some sort of nutrition from a highly unsuitable source. They say it's because she was taken away from her mom too soon, but I don't know, I found her on the street all scrawny and tiny. No royalties necessary, Kelley, enjoy! I also have a cat (Punkin) that likes to have her rump scratched, but if you do it enough she gets all riled and wants to nurse. This means she climbs up on my shoulder, digs in her claws, kneading away, and soaks whatever clothing happens to be in the way while trying to obtain some sort of nutrition from a highly unsuitable source. They say it’s because she was taken away from her mom too soon, but I don’t know, I found her on the street all scrawny and tiny.

]]> By: Liz http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11883 Liz Fri, 17 Feb 2006 20:55:36 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11883 <i> I refuse to scroll down your blog until that hideous udder picture is no longer on the front page</i> Oh but the udder looks so perfect the way it's juxtaposed just above the multiple pink Ass-Bag Trifecta heads. Sort of like it's gazing at its own reflection in a lake or something. I refuse to scroll down your blog until that hideous udder picture is no longer on the front page

Oh but the udder looks so perfect the way it’s juxtaposed just above the multiple pink Ass-Bag Trifecta heads. Sort of like it’s gazing at its own reflection in a lake or something.

]]> By: Kelley http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11882 Kelley Fri, 17 Feb 2006 20:52:49 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11882 "Rump Rubbies". Hahahahaha!!! I love it. I know have a word for my cat's love of my-scratching-her-just-at-the-base-of-her-tail. Arches her back and tamps her back paws, purring loudly all the while. Sharoni, I'm appropriating your word. Do I have to pay royalties?? “Rump Rubbies”. Hahahahaha!!! I love it. I know have a word for my cat’s love of my-scratching-her-just-at-the-base-of-her-tail. Arches her back and tamps her back paws, purring loudly all the while.

Sharoni, I’m appropriating your word. Do I have to pay royalties??

]]> By: bitchphd http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11878 bitchphd Fri, 17 Feb 2006 20:00:18 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/02/17/friday-bert-report/#comment-11878 By the way, I want you to know that I refuse to scroll down your blog until that hideous udder picture is no longer on the front page. By the way, I want you to know that I refuse to scroll down your blog until that hideous udder picture is no longer on the front page.

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