Or if she’s spanking me, does THAT transform my sock drawer into an altar?

What sort of decorations should I place in my sock drawer to signify it’s altar status? Should I remove the worshiped silicon member from it’s sock during these sessions? Should it face in some ordinal direction for this worshipping? Should I invoke any elements before hand?

In short, how do I mix neopagan rituals with the dildo-worshipping that surely must somehow figure into spanking?

What if something happens to my dick and we still want to spank? for example: If we go on a trip someplace and I leave my dick behind, does it get worshipped from a distance if there is spanking in a hotel room? If my house burns down and my dick is destroyed in a fire and I don’t replace it, is it worshipped from beyond the ashes? If I boil it and then give it away, is it still being worshipped by us or must all worshipping originate from it’s current owner? My young friend has never owned a dildo, nor has her girlfriend. If they spank each other, are they worshipping the future dicks they may one day own?

If two dykes have kinky sex behind closed doors that nobody ever hears about does it re-affirm the patriarchy?

This reminds me too much of anti-penetration bullshit from the 70’s. Women can only lie side by side, facing each other, simultaneously doing clitoral stimulation as the ONLY acceptable sex or the patriarchy is enforced. Perhaps that’s too patriarchal. Maybe we should bask in each other’s feminine glow.

Well if you keep saying it *someone* might believe you, but it probably won’t be a feminist.

We’re all polluted by patriarchy, don’t you get that? What makes you think you are so special that feminism is going to pick on you personally and tell you you can’t play?

Why not build a bonfire? There’s plenty of straw men in here. And the goalposts have been moved so often they’re pretty much useless. They should burn pretty good, and maybe we could roast a couple of the dead horses, make cheval tacos.

You have your experiences, I have mine. My experiences are consistent with what I have stated. If you are insulted you should be. So am I.

…A Handmaid’s Tale, how amusing. No I’ve never read it and do not have any desire to.

Ahh, see, I DON’T have a linguistics degree! :0)

Thanks for clearing that up, Rain.

You’re conflating personal irresponsibility of individuals with some kind of widespread mentality that exists in every man. It’s insulting and inaccurate.