“The average husband DOES feel as if he’s walking on eggshells every time his bowels fail suddenly, and he makes a hasty dash from the garden to the toilet with anything on his boots. (If a wife threw up in his car, with a touch of morning sickness, and he yelled at her, it would […]
Archive for February, 2006
Hilarious Comment of the Day
Published February 12th, 2006 in Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 27 CommentsI’ve said it all before, but this morning I am moved to reiterate some pro-choice outrage after reading about a new regulation in Thailand allowing insane women, and women carrying genetically messed-up fetuses, to get abortions. The regulation represents a loosening of restrictions, which sort of loosening I generally applaud, but no news blurb on […]
Spam Views Clinton Through Penis-Colored Glasses
Published February 11th, 2006 in Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 14 CommentsSometimes these things are just hypnotically poetical.
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I kid! I kid! Patriarchy never takes a day off! That’s because patriarchy has rules, my young onions, and these rules are not made to be broken. One of the rules is this: somewhere, somehow, some bitch gotta get smacked up, 24/7! Go, male cohesion!
Here’s how today’s patriarchal crime spree is shaping up:
In Manchester UK […]
Behold My Dinner
Published February 9th, 2006 in Morsel Institute and Patriarchy-blaming. 30 CommentsI’m afraid I shot today’s load of literary hooliganism answering y’all’s abundant emails, so possibly you can content yourselves with this fried rice, which I ate while watching the accursed “American Idol.” I hate the insipid pop crap to which the tragically misshapen contestants aspire, but I love when powerful rich people tell crazy-nobody-people they […]
European Honky Dudes Whacking Wives At Alarming Rate
Published February 8th, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 92 CommentsYet another call for a permanent international tribunal on violence against women comes to us this morning from France, where opinion columnist Ignacio Ramonet, writing for Le Monde diplomatique, cites the usual appalling statistics that make patriarchy-enthusiasts’ eyes glaze over. Here’s a little taste:
For European women aged 16-44 violence in the home is the primary […]
Wednesday Dog vs. Baby Blogging
Published February 8th, 2006 in Varmint Center and Easy Persiflage. 44 CommentsWednesday is Baby Dogfight Day at the Twisty Bungalow. We Fasters enjoy betting on the outcome of these weekly bouts.
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What happens when you’re hot and nuts? Behold the godawful story of Nia, the 17-year-old paranoid schizophrenic who is “too beautiful to be in a psychiatric ward.” It goes a little something like this:
Nobody in the hospital has ever seen such a gorgeous patient. Hardened psych nurses are fascinated by her hotness. Fellow inmates lure […]
Patriarchy: King Of All Archys In Botswana
Published February 7th, 2006 in Patriarchy-blaming. 19 CommentsKaone Ramotihwa: murdered by asshole fiancé
“Passion killings” is what they’re calling it in Botswana when some fucktard whacks his fiancée for dumping him. Come on. They’re really just “jilted asshole killings.” There were 70 of them in Botswana in 2005.
The article alludes to urbanizing economic forces which have resulted in the implementation of the […]
Crap. It’s another link post. I know, I know; you deserve a concise and witty treatise on menstruation or how to flip off assholes in Porsches. But I’m playin’ the chemo card now while I still can; in a mere six weeks I’ll be done with it, and then the only thing left to blame […]
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