Archive for February, 2006



Babybug Video Test

Now that this has turned into babyblog, I can take this opportunity to test out my QuickTime acuity. I’m so very sorry. This is one time when having IE will work to your advantage.

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I Just Love Babies!

Young Finn Faster and her aged relative lounging professionally last week at El Rancho Deluxe. Their milliner, Madame Svetlana du Sporte, was unavailable for comment.
In light of my recent declamation on human reproduction, and just so there are no misunderstandings concerning my views on cute, pudgy infants, the fact that I appear to be flipping […]

Uplifting Postcard From The Last Frontier

Pleasant news from Alaska

May We Live Long And Die Out

Cute kids, now dead
I’m beginning to love IBTP commenter Christopher with a passion not entirely appropriate for a patriarchy-blaming blog. He disagrees with me just enough to spark my interest, otherwise frittered away watching corny BBC comedies, in scrawling vituperative essays that take unpopular positions. For instance, Christopher approves of pumpkin pie! This is a […]

My Crappy Dinner At The Capitol Brasserie

Greasy, semi-incinerated duck leg, leering dudes, and more!

Out Of The Mouths Of Patriarchy-Blamers

Twisty’s Little-Known Fact Korner: a vomitorium is an exit in an amphitheater.
A month or two ago, as part of my tireless effort to increase the entertainment value of I Blame The Patriarchy, I exerted myself endlessly attempting to run a separate mini-blog in my sidebar that would feature a) pictures of worthy tacos and b) […]

Boys’ Failure Directly Linked To Women’s Movement By Presumably Uneducated Colorado Teen

“Social philosopher and corporate consultant” Michael Gurian, the Dr Phil of boys’ rights activists
The “boys’ achievement gap” in education–you know the one where too many girls are on the honor roll?– is now a bona fide phenomenon, and the cure for it appears to be allowing the young excrescences to swing from the chandeliers at […]

Maxim is Stupid

A couple of weeks ago I predicted that the incursion of Maxim into previously lad-mag-free India might generate some interesting results. For once, I was right.
For it appears that at least one Indian hottie has rejected Maxim’s mandate that she embrace the male gaze while wearing her underwear. After they airbrushed film star Khushboo’s head […]

Art vs Porn: For Some Reason, The Debate Rages On

Winner of the National Mook Award
In yesterday’s discussion on, among other things, pornography, reader Christopher poses a few questions the answers to which are right up my patriarchy-blaming alley. Rather than hide their brilliance in the murky subumbra of the comments section (and because everybody loves a post about porn), I unveil my remarks here. […]

Unsupervised Blaming

Ordinarily I eschew the linky post, but today there are so many blamable things in my inbox, and so little time, that I have no choice but to just throw’em up here and let you guys blame on without me.
René Spencer Saller sends this story on the odd phenomenon of porn-cheerleading in alt-weeklies. Writing in […]




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