Comments on: Chimpymail http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/ Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:24:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Betsy http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13567 Betsy Fri, 03 Mar 2006 14:58:31 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13567 Space being (don’t forget to remember) Curved (and that reminds me who said o yes Frost Something there is which isn’t fond of walls) an electromagnetic (now Ive lost the) Einstein expanded Newton’s law preserved conTinuum (but we read that beFore) of Course life being just a Reflex you know since Everything is Relative or to sum it All Up god being Dead (not to mention inTerred LONG LIVE that Upwardlooking Serene Illustrious and Beatific Lord of Creation, MAN: at a least crooking of Whose compassionate digit, earth’s most terrific quadruped swoons into billiardBalls! - e e cummings Space being (don’t forget to remember) Curved
(and that reminds me who said o yes Frost
Something there is which isn’t fond of walls)

an electromagnetic (now Ive lost
the) Einstein expanded Newton’s law preserved
conTinuum (but we read that beFore)

of Course life being just a Reflex you
know since Everything is Relative or

to sum it All Up god being Dead (not to

mention inTerred
LONG LIVE that Upwardlooking
Serene Illustrious and Beatific
Lord of Creation, MAN:
at a least crooking
of Whose compassionate digit, earth’s most terrific

quadruped swoons into billiardBalls!

- e e cummings

]]> By: ehj2 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13544 ehj2 Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:19:43 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13544 well, you see, rhetorically speaking, and metaphorically and all, on the continuum of space-time disasters, the two guys kissing and 9/11 equivalence pushes us inexorably to the obvious conclusion of the quantum equivalence of gay marriage and multiple tactical nuclear strikes in the top ten most-dense industrial cities. don't you see that? evolution is just a silly theory. but these are real verifiable inarguable endlessly-substantiated mathematically-based facts. it's fifth column stuff. maybe even sixth column. it's even worse than terrorism because it's so subtle only those who've rammed a pencil through their prefontal lobes and stirred vigorously can truly comprehend it. i mean, do that and you'll see exactly what i mean. /ehj2 well, you see, rhetorically speaking, and metaphorically and all, on the continuum of space-time disasters, the two guys kissing and 9/11 equivalence pushes us inexorably to the obvious conclusion of the quantum equivalence of gay marriage and multiple tactical nuclear strikes in the top ten most-dense industrial cities. don’t you see that?

evolution is just a silly theory. but these are real verifiable inarguable endlessly-substantiated mathematically-based facts.

it’s fifth column stuff. maybe even sixth column. it’s even worse than terrorism because it’s so subtle only those who’ve rammed a pencil through their prefontal lobes and stirred vigorously can truly comprehend it.

i mean, do that and you’ll see exactly what i mean.

/ehj2

]]> By: Violet Socks http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13541 Violet Socks Fri, 03 Mar 2006 00:52:17 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13541 Knowingly and intentionally pushing a new and improved pushiness. I'm glad someone else enjoyed it; I thought it was freaking hilarious. Two guys kissing = 9/11. The mind reels. Knowingly and intentionally pushing a new and improved pushiness.

I’m glad someone else enjoyed it; I thought it was freaking hilarious. Two guys kissing = 9/11. The mind reels.

]]> By: ehj2 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13536 ehj2 Fri, 03 Mar 2006 00:05:07 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13536 kate, personally, i've always preferred "knowingly and unintentionally" ... sort of the same way i abhor "new and improved" when i can get "new and unimproved" or "old and improved." i've occasionally found myself wondering how something that didn't exist before, and is therefore "new," could also be "improved." i'm just silly that way. knowingly and perhaps even intentionally. well, at least consciously. whatever. /ehj2 kate,

personally, i’ve always preferred “knowingly and unintentionally” … sort of the same way i abhor “new and improved” when i can get “new and unimproved” or “old and improved.”

i’ve occasionally found myself wondering how something that didn’t exist before, and is therefore “new,” could also be “improved.”

i’m just silly that way. knowingly and perhaps even intentionally. well, at least consciously. whatever.

/ehj2

]]> By: Kate http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13534 Kate Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:50:02 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13534 Oh and I love the chimp mail. Now I have found a way to communicate with my slothly son who sleeps all day, works at night and forgets his duties per living under my roof. Oh and I love the chimp mail. Now I have found a way to communicate with my slothly son who sleeps all day, works at night and forgets his duties per living under my roof.

]]> By: kate http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13533 kate Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:47:48 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13533 An excerpt of the excerpt that Violet found posted on a blog: "...intruding upon thousands of young lives, pushing their unacceptable ways on a society geared to the family -knowing and intentionally doing that. Just as the terrorists knowingly and intentionally pushed their views on American on 9/11." Let's re-examine shall we? "intruding upon... young lives pushing their unacceptable ways knowingly and intentionally doing that knowingly and intentionally pushing their views" All that pushing upon. Methinks the writer wants to do some pushing of their own and are holding by every thread to overcome that overwhelming inner force that pushes so intentionally. An excerpt of the excerpt that Violet found posted on a blog:

“…intruding upon thousands of young lives, pushing their unacceptable ways on a society geared to the family -knowing and intentionally doing that. Just as the terrorists knowingly and intentionally pushed their views on American on 9/11.”

Let’s re-examine shall we?

“intruding upon…
young lives
pushing
their unacceptable ways
knowingly and intentionally
doing that
knowingly and intentionally
pushing their
views”

All that pushing upon. Methinks the writer wants to do some pushing of their own and are holding by every thread to overcome that overwhelming inner force that pushes so intentionally.

]]> By: whyme63 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13528 whyme63 Thu, 02 Mar 2006 22:52:02 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13528 Well, I've known the difference between a monkey and a chimp since I was 12. Which is when I read "No, He's Not A Monkey, He's An Ape and He's My Son", by Hester Mundis. Well, I’ve known the difference between a monkey and a chimp since I was 12. Which is when I read “No, He’s Not A Monkey, He’s An Ape and He’s My Son”, by Hester Mundis.

]]> By: kathy a http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13512 kathy a Thu, 02 Mar 2006 19:24:39 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13512 "let us not speak of it again" -- bless you! may your enchiladas always be generously festooned with cheese. may you never again get the bad table. may bert the wonder-pup grace each day with sloppy kisses and canine entertainment! “let us not speak of it again” — bless you! may your enchiladas always be generously festooned with cheese. may you never again get the bad table. may bert the wonder-pup grace each day with sloppy kisses and canine entertainment!

]]> By: Twisty http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13474 Twisty Thu, 02 Mar 2006 14:33:06 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13474 "Thank you, Twisty, for closing the thread beneath the innocent enchilada. Shudder" I was going to wait until the comments reached 200, but my nerves failed. Let us not speak of it again. “Thank you, Twisty, for closing the thread beneath the innocent enchilada. Shudder”

I was going to wait until the comments reached 200, but my nerves failed. Let us not speak of it again.

]]> By: Liz http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13473 Liz Thu, 02 Mar 2006 13:48:46 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/03/01/chimpymail/#comment-13473 I wonder where she got her glasses. They're fabulous. I've always wanted some like that. I wonder where she got her glasses. They’re fabulous. I’ve always wanted some like that.

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