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Mar 04 2006

More Yang For Your Buck

penis on a platter

Blamer Zugenia sends along this link to canvass my views on “this particular intersection of phallic and culinary cultures.” I confess I am unprepared to comment cogently on a business that sells nothing but male reproductive organs yet purports to be a restaurant. It appears to more closely resemble a sort of back-alley fertility clinic.

13 comments

  1. wolfa

    When my father was recently in China, he was taken out for a huge meal, as the guest of honour. Among the things he was served were lung, stomach lining, and a bull penis, presented whole, then sliced. It was not his preferred meal, though apparently the stomach lining was the least tasty..

  2. Jodie

    I could have gone my entire lifetime without being exposed to this, and have been perfectly content.

    EUWWWWWW!!!

  3. thebewilderness

    There is a reason we call that sort of stuff offal.

  4. claude le monde

    It’s such a double-bind, the desire to be culturally courteous warring with the urge to barf one’s eyeducts upon one’s knocking kneecaps.

  5. Valerie Solanas

    WARNING: You are about to be attacked from a pack of misogynists from the hate site known as bbs.fuckedcompany.com

  6. robin

    How long is that thing, anyways? It looks like it’s tied in a knot and would be about 3 meters if stretched out. What the heck?

  7. Kaka Mak

    FYI, Twisty: My friend and I very recently took turns hurling the frisee/endJive from our salads back and forth across the table at each other. We then held up our respective springs of frisee and made them say nasty things. We did not get kicked out of the restaurant. I thought you should know.

  8. Kat

    Oh, wow. That is truly revolting.

  9. Twisty

    Yeah, I can only imagine the hi-larious customer hijinx that waitress has to put up with. Men just love it when servile women are anywhere near a penis.

  10. wordgirl

    Proof–once more–that males will go to the extremes to see a mouthful of dick.

  11. Twisty

    “WARNING: You are about to be attacked from a pack of misogynists from the hate site known as bbs.fuckedcompany.com”

    Oh no! What’re they gonna do? Call me names and spell stuff wrong? How ever will I cope?

  12. Ms Kate

    I remember when fuckedcompany used to be a place to talk about companies going down, not who you want to go down on you, or how entitled to it you may be for having y chromosomes and no clue. It wasn’t originally a mysogyny site – but it jumped the shark when people started priming it with real rumors of real companies collapsing and these would result in stock market adjustments. I don’t think Pud ever wanted that sort of power, so he let the immature children mispell fuck in every possible way until all the stock analysts went away. There were lawsuit threats too. Who needs it, but too bad all the same that it got overrun with less than human kudzu.

    BTW – most American guys cross their legs when the subject of eating a dick comes up. I mean, why it is different from any other part of the dead animal, I don’t know. I just think it is interesting that many guys feel more than ewww at the thought of it.

  13. arse poetica

    Is it too late to nominate this post for a Koufax for Best Post Title?

    In other news, eww.

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