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Monthly Archive: March 2006
Mar 21 2006
A Day In The Life
My last day at chemo was, until the end, like all the other days at chemo. I slouched in my barcalounger, they stabbed me with a 1″ needle in the bottlecap-sized subcutaneous catheter surgically implanted for this purpose (yes, it hurts), and they proceeded, over the next five hours, to dump several quarts of toxic …
Mar 20 2006
Cheater Post Today
At long last, it has arrived. My Last Day Of Chemo. Can I get a hell yeah. To celebrate, after my delightful 5-hour infusion I’m goin’ out shopping for an Airstream. Because that’s how Twisty’s gonna roll. I leave you with The Moron Comment of the Week, from a guy who actually used the terrific …
Mar 19 2006
Oh, Puh-LEEZ
Dig this actual headline: Why do so few women reach the top of big law firms? I have sent them a link to this blog.
Mar 18 2006
Depressing Reproduction Update
The suitably depressing view from Café Mundi, from which bastion of alter-native East Austin coffeehouse hipness (at the table next to us there were four people chatting in French, for crying out loud) I conducted some recreational blaming yesterday afternoon over a cup of Americabastardo (1/2 regular drip, 1/2 decaf Americano), which I almost immediately …
Mar 17 2006
Abortion Manual
I’ve got essentially bupkis to add to the South Dakota discussion, but when a spinster aunt gets this pissed she can’t put a sock in it. By now you have been apprised of the remarkable DIY abortion post at Molly Saves The Day. Molly gives graphic instructions for setting up a Jane-esque underground abortion clinic …
Mar 16 2006
Twisty In TV Land, Chapter Two
Bert performs forensic tests on an O. virginianus skull Just as I once was amazed to discover that knitters make up half the audience of I Blame The Patriarchy, so was I recently shocked by the revelation that none of you readers owns a television, or that you do own a television but you never …
Mar 16 2006
Lighting Fools The Way To Lusty Death
Because Parisians usually have heart attacks if they encounter a pole without a sexbot grinding away on it.
Mar 15 2006
And Baby Makes Coup
About 486 people have emailed me about a newsbyte making the rounds, the one alluding to the hypothesis of a Harvard biologist suggesting that mammalian gestation is a mortal combat between fetus and host over nutritive resources. It goes a little something like this: Fetus wants food, and aggressively seeks to suck out as much …
Mar 15 2006
Big Bore, Part 2
Bill Paxton emotes after failing to blow down her throat the wad so desperately desired by wife #3. As promised, my pithy analysis of “Big Love,” the new HBO show about a polygamist: It sucks shit through Hefty bags. I say this not just because it normalizes polygamy, or because it is all about a …
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