The greatest soup ever created
Stingray digs a soup. So she keeps her ear to the ground. She had heard tell of a peerless crab soup, the du jour at Café Josie, a 6th Street refuge for piquant nouvelle Caribbean.
“They say,” confided la Stingré over a double Americano at Cippoline, “that the chef was as a […]
Archive for March, 2006
Buddha’s Contrite
Published March 14th, 2006 in Morsel Institute, Easy Persiflage and Austin. 35 CommentsThe other day was like any other day: the sun was shining, the birds were singing, Kinky was campaigning, and Stingray and I wanted lunch, Right Now. We initiated preliminary negotiations.
Stingray: What do you feel like?
Me: You know me. I am complaisance itself. Whatever you want is fine with me.
Stingray: Well, how about—
Me: No tacos, […]
I stole this exquisite salad (the idea, not the actual salad) without asking from the Asti ristorante in Hyde Park. Roast some beets. Slice some cara cara oranges. Douse with a mixture of balsamic and blood orange vinegar. Add blue cheese, chopped mint, salt and pepper. A triumph.
The official Twisty preparations for screening the polygamy-is-grand […]
The Bonobo Moratorium
Published March 13th, 2006 in Easy Persiflage and Patriarchy-blaming. 71 CommentsOK, no more bonobos. I mean it. Why must everyone who is trying to prove some lefty hypothesis or other keep talking about bonobos? Bonobos, bonobos, bonobos. Suddenly celebrated after millennia of obscurity because of, what else, sex, bonobos are the new hippie chimps (which we needed once Jane Goodall’s coverup of P. troglodytes’ massacreein’ […]
Lindsay is
a firm believer in equal rights. I agree that every pregnant man has the right to an abortion! (This is the safe, legal, and very, very, very rare kind.) Or, not to give birth if he doesn’t want to. His body isn’t the property of his wife or his girlfriend. She shouldn’t be […]
Who’s up for some blaming homework? Much as it pains me, my blaming duties require that I watch that new HBO show that glamorizes polygamy, Big Love. So I’m inviting y’all to the screening so we can do a radfem group evisceration on, say, Tuesday. Don’t make me do this alone! It airs tomorrow (Sunday) […]
I’ve had it up to here with this deadbeat-dad-guy currently being promoted by some men’s rights group (poor, rightless men!) as a poster child for how to behave like a stupid white male 20-something jerk. I allude to this so-called “Roe v Wade for men” dealio, wherein the MRA group claims, apparently without grasping that […]
Fans of human trafficking will be pleased to hear that a massive World Cup-related mobilization of the pan-European sex industry is in the offing. The objective is reportedly to “import” an estimated 40,000 women from Central and Eastern Europe into Germany and cram them into toilet-sized fuck-huts in a newly constructed “mega-brothel” so that the […]
This photo of last Sunday’s Texas Rollergirls season opener (the Hustlers vs. the Hell Marys) has nothing to do with today’s post
Naturally, reports of registration problems have been pouring in. Affected parties will be relieved to hear that I have recently, by shadowy means I cannot divulge, acquired powerful knowledge, and am now confident that […]
You know me. Well, no you don’t, but you do know the fictional character Twisty Faster, so you know that it is not often a blog post makes her bust out crying, or at least, if it is often that a blog post makes her bust out crying, she conveniently neglects to mention it.
But when […]
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