Archive for March, 2006



Going Out On A Limb To Blog Against Sexism

It’s Blog Against Sexism Day! It’s Blog Against Sexism Day! Time for the Airing of Grievances!
It’s also International Women’s Day, a little break from the monotony of International Men’s Year, the day we set aside for pretending to take women seriously. Let’s take the temperature of the World Wide Web on this topic, whaddya say?
Independent […]

Horrid Man Honored With New Porn Verb

This photo of Bert crashing into the dirt has nothing to do with today’s post
Day One of the Registration Drive was a smash! In fact, if registrations were dollars I’d have enough for a few bottles of 1990 vintage Dom Pérignon. Although I am a little disappointed that hardly anybody wrote a little profile full […]

UK Court To Female Cancer Patient: Male Autonomy Is Sacred, Bitch!

“The key thing for me was just to be able to decide when and if I start a family.”
This is an outraged woman’s argument to some turdpie South Dakota court when she is informed that that her accidental pregnancy is compulsory, right?
Nope!
They are in fact the words of UK fartface Howard Johnston, the sweetheart of […]

Spam, Spam, Spam, 1532 Pounds of Smoked Meat, and Spam

South Texas Mixed Grill, before

South Texas Mixed Grill, after
This morning I sauntered down to my office (tripping over the dog Bert, who was eating the last guitar pick in the house and who, I ascertained when my glance out the kitchen window came to rest upon several pairs of my shoes (and a sock) sticking […]

Bill Napoli Is A Fucking Perv

State senator Bill Napoli of South Dakota, the state that recently claimed occupancy rights to the citizenry’s heretofore privately-owned uteruses, has been watching too much “Law & Order: Mutilated Women Unit.”
As you know by now, South Dakota, in a perverted bid to appease the Virgin Mary by revoking human status from its female citizens, […]

Crappy Web Host Alert

The company that hosts this site, BlueHost, is cheap, yes. When will I learn that you get what you pay for? For though it costs but little, the BlueHost, it is becoming increasingly unreliable. The blog has been down all morning, and it may stay there. If worse comes to worst, I’ll repair to my […]

South Dakota and Libya: Blood Brothers in Misogyny

A significant portion of the patriarchy-blamer’s ideological day is spent pondering the subject of rape. Rape is, as we have seen, the founding principle of patriarchy and the model from which patriarchy’s most popular form of propaganda, porn, takes its inspiration. Rape isn’t just a subset of unrelated incidents perpetrated by a fringe contingent of […]

Dig My Dog

Bert contemplates recent modifications to Hole #8
This is my puppy Bert. Bert is a golden retriever, but these days he has little time for retrieving. He is very busy with the excavations for his public art project “The Four Thousand Holes Of Barton Hills.” The project, he says, will challenge conventional notions of “back […]

More Yang For Your Buck

Blamer Zugenia sends along this link to canvass my views on “this particular intersection of phallic and culinary cultures.” I confess I am unprepared to comment cogently on a business that sells nothing but male reproductive organs yet purports to be a restaurant. It appears to more closely resemble a sort of back-alley fertility clinic.
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Open Letter To American Servers In “European” Bistros

Niçoise salad at that little psuedo-Italian joint that suddenly bubbled up out of Vespaio on South Congress
The word is not pronounced “niss-wah.”
See that S ? Go ahead. Say it. Say the S. Say it, I beg you, just once before I die!
Neeswahz! Nee-swahz!
Of course, French words are not like your reproductive rights. You have a […]




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