Great Scott! It was in slack-jawed horror that I just read an ancient (April 18) Majikthise post, whereupon I sustained a shock from which I will not soon recover. Big whoop, you say? Well, thanks for your concern. Because—and this is going to be a fish story, so suck up a shot of espresso now—according to Lindsay, who has it from Eli Swiney, who has it from Wonkette, who has it from the Chicago Trib, it turns out the Moonies are in charge of the country’s sushi. That’s right. Coronated messiah, master brainwasher, and owner of the Washington Times Rev. Sun Myung Moon is not just one of the craziest motherfuckers on the planet, he is also “king of the ocean.” His yellowtailocracy, True World Foods, apparently supplies the vast majority of the country’s sushi restaurants. My despair is now complete.
Apr 21 2006