As a special treat for all you knitters (if you’re not one, you wouldn’t believe how many thousands of patriarchy-blamers knit in their spare time. Redneck Mother, for instance, can knit an entire hat in, like, five minutes. I have the hat to prove it), I thought I’d share my first ever knitting project, which, after many months of intense labor, I finally completed today. I call it “Yarn-Covered Stick.”
And you thought I was just a one-twist pony.
[Many thanks to my excellent friend Liza for supplying me with the gorgeous yarn and needles. I’ll email you soon!]