Kindly go and watch the 1946 filmstrip on despotism at Redneck Mother, and find out—as if you didn’t know—what Louis XIV, Wal-Mart, and homophobic godbags have in common.
Monthly Archive: April 2006
Apr 21 2006
Yellowtail Menace
Great Scott! It was in slack-jawed horror that I just read an ancient (April 18) Majikthise post, whereupon I sustained a shock from which I will not soon recover. Big whoop, you say? Well, thanks for your concern. Because—and this is going to be a fish story, so suck up a shot of espresso now—according …
Apr 21 2006
Fetus-Fetishist Sting Operation in Indiana
Speaking of women’s bodily sovereignty, have you all seen this morning’s breathless communiqué from Planned Parenthood? Apparently misogynist anti-choice fucktards are luring unsuspecting women into fake PP clinics and opening cans of past-date whupass on’em. I present the whole email; the PP blog featuring the story is inconvenient to navigate. An Indiana mother recently accompanied …
Apr 20 2006
The Twisty Photo Lab
Photo by iMac More often, even, than “why do you hate women and men and babies and women?” I am asked what kind of camera I use. I am going to explain it all here, and then stick it in the FAQ, but first be apprised: don’t use me as any kind of camera-chick role …
Apr 20 2006
I Love Babies! Part Two
Should humans reproduce with wild abandon because babies are so cute? Sure, if they want my niece Finn to grow up in a hell-hole.
Apr 19 2006
More Mouths To Feed
This morning I have been asked to comment on the fact that famous hotties Brooke Shields and Katie Holmes both had babies yesterday. Beyond my usual smirkingly cynical yet somewhat pained (I myself am human, one tends to forget) recognition that each new H. sapiens birth brings our highly overrated species that much closer to …
Apr 18 2006
He Touched My Special Gray Area
NOTE: Due to the swelling of engorged perv traffic generated by this post, I have removed the photo and links to the teen “modeling” sites. You fucking morons. Today’s regurgitational: perfectly legal proto-porn “modeling” sites consisting of pre-teen nubiles costumed in dude-sex-fantasy-wear striking lascivious poses. Pervs with hard-ons for fourth-graders subscribe to these sites just …
Apr 17 2006
A Cinema Post
The author models the eyewear of the New Twistolution You know how I’m convinced that the patriarchy = the Matrix and that there is no escape short of an uprising of spinster aunts in total revolution, some of which revolution will of course take place in bullet-time slo-mo, but with different shades, since those Matrix …
Apr 16 2006
If I Got A Facelift
Twisty on the (l)edge at Flipnotics, as digitally imaged by Stingray Or: an expression of my coping skills when it comes to macabre Christian holidays.
Apr 13 2006
Derby, As Promised
Today is the day I come out against the roller derby. Actually, today’s the day I come out against the patriarchy’s having codified female expression to fit its narrow definition of femininity, and the fact that this wrecks the roller derby. It wrecks everything else, too, of course; see the blaming archive for more information. …
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