Comments on: Fuck Cute Dogs http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:32:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Friday pup blogging « virgotext http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-50168 Friday pup blogging « virgotext Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:51:59 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-50168 [...] pup blogging April 6, 2007 Posted by virgotex in Pets, Animals, Dogs. trackback While he lacks the coherent creative vision (and possible sociopathic tendencies) of TwistyFaster’s visionary Bert, my Possum is very thorough and serious about his dirt work. In particular, he is most helpful when I am out in the yard trying to photograph plants or bugs, or otherwise research my backyard flora and fauna. He assists by madly digging a hole as close as he can to the center of my attention. I’m fortunate to have such a dedicated assistant. [...] [...] pup blogging April 6, 2007 Posted by virgotex in Pets, Animals, Dogs. trackback While he lacks the coherent creative vision (and possible sociopathic tendencies) of TwistyFaster’s visionary Bert, my Possum is very thorough and serious about his dirt work. In particular, he is most helpful when I am out in the yard trying to photograph plants or bugs, or otherwise research my backyard flora and fauna. He assists by madly digging a hole as close as he can to the center of my attention. I’m fortunate to have such a dedicated assistant. [...]

]]> By: Encore at I Blame The Patriarchy http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-24857 Encore at I Blame The Patriarchy Sun, 13 Aug 2006 17:10:55 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-24857 [...] Regular readers will recognize the foul countenance of Bert, my 1-year-old golden retriever, and his puffy ball, also 1 year old. Bert, as I may have mentioned once or twice, is singlehandedly responsible for having dug the hole into which I innocently plummeted a few months ago, reducing what had once been an award-winning ankle to a mangled tangle of torn and bruised sinew. [...] [...] Regular readers will recognize the foul countenance of Bert, my 1-year-old golden retriever, and his puffy ball, also 1 year old. Bert, as I may have mentioned once or twice, is singlehandedly responsible for having dug the hole into which I innocently plummeted a few months ago, reducing what had once been an award-winning ankle to a mangled tangle of torn and bruised sinew. [...]

]]> By: shawn http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-22347 shawn Sun, 25 Jun 2006 15:41:02 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-22347 Please! Keep the self pity in check until you hear my story. I am the permentantly drain bamaged owner of one 138lb black lab lap dog. I say drain bamage because none of the doctors, including one very good friend, can find proof of brain damage. This drain bamage is caused by the undeniable fact that I am surrounded by tetesterone inflicted critters.HELP ME! My dog, if you can call him that, truly thinks he is a cat. He was raised by the only other female in a house of 9, 3 male children,16,14, and 8 years old, 1 husband,35 years old, 1,3 three year old species confused dog, and 2 male kittens. The only other female in this house is my cat, mother of the kittens. Can you say AAHHH!! My dog sincerely thinks he is the size of the cat and acts like it, he hops into our laps from the center of the room causing severe leg and hip damage where ever he may land. He also of the mind that he can jump into our arms when we are in a standing position,(ever been hit by a wrecking ball?) I am 5'2" and he stands a head taller than me on his back legs, this leads me to lying supine on the floor more times than I wish face. I have found him and the cats sleeping on and I mean literaly on my 8 year old, the only thing visible of my son is his face, this has me worried of him accidently sufficatng the child. I have had many bruises and knots in muscles I didn't know could cramp and time and time again there have been crutches involved. I truly believe that removal of the tetesterone producing body parts may be my only recourse.(Now to find the vet that doesn't know the difference between dogs,cats,and teenagers.) Please! Keep the self pity in check until you hear my story. I am the permentantly drain bamaged owner of one 138lb black lab lap dog. I say drain bamage because none of the doctors, including one very good friend, can find proof of brain damage. This drain bamage is caused by the undeniable fact that I am surrounded by tetesterone inflicted critters.HELP ME! My dog, if you can call him that, truly thinks he is a cat. He was raised by the only other female in a house of 9, 3 male children,16,14, and 8 years old, 1 husband,35 years old, 1,3 three year old species confused dog, and 2 male kittens. The only other female in this house is my cat, mother of the kittens. Can you say AAHHH!! My dog sincerely thinks he is the size of the cat and acts like it, he hops into our laps from the center of the room causing severe leg and hip damage where ever he may land. He also of the mind that he can jump into our arms when we are in a standing position,(ever been hit by a wrecking ball?) I am 5′2″ and he stands a head taller than me on his back legs, this leads me to lying supine on the floor more times than I wish face. I have found him and the cats sleeping on and I mean literaly on my 8 year old, the only thing visible of my son is his face, this has me worried of him accidently sufficatng the child. I have had many bruises and knots in muscles I didn’t know could cramp and time and time again there have been crutches involved. I truly believe that removal of the tetesterone producing body parts may be my only recourse.(Now to find the vet that doesn’t know the difference between dogs,cats,and teenagers.)

]]> By: Ellasgrannie http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18806 Ellasgrannie Fri, 12 May 2006 03:33:12 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18806 I am new enough to be relieved that Bert is alive and well. LOL I am new enough to be relieved that Bert is alive and well. LOL

]]> By: Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony » Blog Archive » Friday Dog blogging http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18792 Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony » Blog Archive » Friday Dog blogging Thu, 11 May 2006 21:26:06 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18792 [...] This will make you laugh. [...] [...] This will make you laugh. [...]

]]> By: Pony http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18789 Pony Thu, 11 May 2006 20:57:05 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18789 I give up. I have no idea how to make a taco meal, what constitutes a good basic taco, and what are the tangents and ingredients. This ignorance cannot continue. Taco Blamers hold forth with your favourite recipe. Please, no seafood. It not only costs millions but it took four months to get here. Do I buy the taco thing or make my own? I give up. I have no idea how to make a taco meal, what constitutes a good basic taco, and what are the tangents and ingredients.

This ignorance cannot continue. Taco Blamers hold forth with your favourite recipe. Please, no seafood. It not only costs millions but it took four months to get here.

Do I buy the taco thing or make my own?

]]> By: nancy73 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18783 nancy73 Thu, 11 May 2006 20:15:43 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18783 Bertie looks like the negative verson of my Bogart. I'm not so fancy with the links, so if you'd like to see... http://www.flickr.com/photos/lydiamoto/132859512/in/set-147936/ anyway, I concur on the increase in the taco intake. especially the really good ones with homemade guac and salsa. I suddenly have the urge to make flautas. Bertie looks like the negative verson of my Bogart. I’m not so fancy with the links, so if you’d like to see…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lydiamoto/132859512/in/set-147936/

anyway, I concur on the increase in the taco intake. especially the really good ones with homemade guac and salsa. I suddenly have the urge to make flautas.

]]> By: Trichop http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18661 Trichop Wed, 10 May 2006 14:00:35 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18661 I'll take him I’ll take him

]]> By: nursepam http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18657 nursepam Wed, 10 May 2006 13:06:17 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18657 LOL! Poor you. I'm with CafeSiren. Blame the patriarchy. In fact, let's just shoot the patriarchy and get it over with. LOL! Poor you. I’m with CafeSiren. Blame the patriarchy. In fact, let’s just shoot the patriarchy and get it over with.

]]> By: Twisty http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18655 Twisty Wed, 10 May 2006 12:19:59 +0000 http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2006/05/09/fuck-dogs/#comment-18655 "We can no longer respond to a post by its number - post numbers are gone since the troubling code uprising." Great Scott! I hadn't noticed this yet. This is terrible, terrible. What can be done? “We can no longer respond to a post by its number – post numbers are gone since the troubling code uprising.”

Great Scott! I hadn’t noticed this yet. This is terrible, terrible. What can be done?

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