According to his press release, Norbizness is hosting The Dean Martin Mildly Popular Caption-Blogger Roast to celebrate his third anniversary as a mildly popular caption-blogger.
“Nor-who?” I asked Phil, my secretary.
After Phil explained that Norbizness is “you know, that guy who can’t stop using the word ‘pwn3d!!’,” I sent him some hookers and blow to mark the occasion.
5 comments
norbizness
May 25, 2006 at 6:59 pm (UTC -6)
The hookers weren’t shaved and the blow got me high for like 12 seconds. Fire Phil.
MzNicky
May 25, 2006 at 8:16 pm (UTC -6)
I thought Phil resigned last week.
Pinko Punko
May 25, 2006 at 8:32 pm (UTC -6)
I wouldn’t even roast Norbiz at his own weblog, even if to do so were to allow a million Taco-Americans to spring to life and additionally engender a humongous lifesize BLAME button, with which I could beep away at the patriarchy.*
*I did roast him over there, but now I am working in another genre.
One with a detectable molluscoiedian undercurrent.
Pinko Punko
May 25, 2006 at 8:33 pm (UTC -6)
I beleive Norbiz meant higher.
Pinko Punko
May 27, 2006 at 5:35 pm (UTC -6)
I detect something with the whiff of trackback spam on this post. OFF WITH ITS HEAD!