According to his press release, Norbizness is hosting The Dean Martin Mildly Popular Caption-Blogger Roast to celebrate his third anniversary as a mildly popular caption-blogger.
“Nor-who?” I asked Phil, my secretary.
After Phil explained that Norbizness is “you know, that guy who can’t stop using the word ‘pwn3d!!’,” I sent him some hookers and blow to mark the occasion.
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The hookers weren’t shaved and the blow got me high for like 12 seconds. Fire Phil.
I thought Phil resigned last week.
I wouldn’t even roast Norbiz at his own weblog, even if to do so were to allow a million Taco-Americans to spring to life and additionally engender a humongous lifesize BLAME button, with which I could beep away at the patriarchy.*
*I did roast him over there, but now I am working in another genre.
One with a detectable molluscoiedian undercurrent.
I beleive Norbiz meant higher.
I detect something with the whiff of trackback spam on this post. OFF WITH ITS HEAD!