From the indescribably awful “When You’re Mad” video: Ne-Yo prepares to sex one of his several mad girlfriends.
Let us now fix our gaze upon the torrid world of cutting-edge Top-40 teen pop music.
I am not precisely a music critic, but several of my acquaintances are, and I once got a piece published in which […]
Archive for May, 2006
Desperate to Blame The Patriarchy at work, but your fucktarded company thinks it’s too sexy for your shirt and blocks it from your delicate young eyes? Yearn no more! Paste this into your box and smoke it:
http://www.google.com/translate?langpair=en|en&u=www.blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com
You are now cleverly utilizing the Google translator to translate I Blame The Patriarchy from English to English. Since […]
Any comment containing an ellipsis will be held henceforth in the moderation queue pending review of the aesthetic exigency of the construction’s application (in each case, not in general).
Coming soon: what’s to be done with the Anti-Capitalites?
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That’s right. I’m so swamped with this rigorous schedule of daily barbecues at Cancerland (see that thin plume of smoke emanating from Austin on the Google World map? That’s me!), lounging at coffee-shops with Stingray, physical therapy for my assorted Bert-inflicted limps, and, as of today, a visiting mother, I’m reduced to posting teasers for […]
I can’t resist this Onion bit on an anti-abortion pill that “terminat[es] pregnant women while leaving their unborn children unharmed.”
[Thanks, Anna B]
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Thanks to the universally edifying Amanda (who has it from Zuzu), I have just found out that, crazy as it sounds, there are people in the world of comic book fandom who actually believe that human objectification in comics is equally distributed between the sexes. Oh how I laughed.
Just a Twisty reminder that in a […]
Oprah releases choke-hold on tearful ex-prostitute after brainwashing is complete.
I just can’t stop being grossed out by Oprah.
The other day she did a show called “The Life of a Young Prostitute” or something like that. Lots of “very candid interviews” with ex-whores talking about their appalling lives, and of course Oprah making sure the women […]
My recent canine-related orthopedic trauma timeline:
Left knee, sprained, 6 weeks ago: Am sideswiped by pack of unruly dogs, one of which is Bert.
Right ankle, sprained, 2 weeks ago: Fall into hole dug by Bert.
Left knee, re-sprained, 4 days ago: Am sideswiped by another pack of unruly dogs, one of which is Bert.
Right ankle re-sprained, 2 […]
I’ll be off spinster aunting all day today, so in the meantime, please enjoy this uplifting news from Liberia, where aid workers are trading food for sex from starving little girls. So are UN peacekeeping soldiers, government officials, and teachers. You may revel particularly in this mind-blowing remark from a Save The Children report.
“Sex with […]
This dipshit, clearly a white male under 18, either thinks breast cancer is fucking hilarious or is deeply confused about bra architecture, having never seen one in person. Either way: Jackass.
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You posted a photo of me on your site saying that I was staring at you. My wife reads your blog and likes it very […]
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