If you’re telling me I should question my sexuality cos I don’t like sucking dick, then clearly everything goes over your head except for porn/ I.e rape acts. I don’t have to be gay just because I hate wrinkly dick skin IN MY MOUTH.

My last very hygienic bf I told to get lost when he asked for one. And he didn’t complain. Anyone else knows where the door is.

Blow jobs are gross and an act of degradation. Frankly I feel disturbed at you telling me I should like them.

“Sod off, you mistake us for idiots.

Go away and [...] yummm.”

is merely an expression of your admirable enthusiasm for feminist consciousness-raising, but new commenters might not realize that you aren’t, as Jezebella once put it, the IBTP bouncer. You need to stop kicking people off my blog, OK? That’s my delightful privilege.

When ‘ feminists’ blab on about the patriarchy as a style of free choice, you’re playing along and oppressing women just as much as the church as its biggest instrument ever did.

Go away and engulf your man’s piddle stick – I know urine and dick cheese is such a turn on. And the ‘powerrr’ ohh. Sloppy wrinkly cheese skin, yum yummm.

You women make me as a straight woman sick!!!!

Giving a blowjob is something that, while not comparable to the enjoyment of sex itself, I very much enjoy doing for my partner. In an emotionally and mentally equal relationship sex has nothing to do with one partner maintaining dominance with the other’s submissiveness is reinforced.

Thanks, Harriet, for taking a quick break from your Stockholm Syndrome to share your glowing feelings about stuffing dude-dicks down your personal throat. And for sharing your interesting conviction that it is possible, within an otherwise ubiquitous patriarchal paradigm, to even have an “equal” relationship with a person who belongs to a higher caste than you. Ditto your notion that performing what any objective observer would have to consider submissive behavior is in no way a pornulated encapsulate of the privilege over you your dude happily experiences in every other aspect of your lives. You even admit that the behavior is not “sex itself”, yet you imagine that performing it supports your apparent claim that sex exists entirely in a political vacuum! Get on with yer bad incoherent self, Sexy!

But kindly refrain, in the future, from telling me about your personal heterosexual turn-ons, particularly if they’re all about the joy of degradation. Does this blog look like Post Secret?