Yesterday’s dinner. You know what smells really bad? My ass.
It’s a lovely day for an amputation here in Austin, so in about an hour I’ll begin infesting a large midtown hospital for just that purpose. In a couple of days I’ll be back with more grisly photos of flaccid hospital food and gross scars. Hold the fort yo.
By the way. I’ve written about some disgusting television, but that show “Bridezilla” takes the fucking cake.