Yesterday’s dinner. You know what smells really bad? My ass.
It’s a lovely day for an amputation here in Austin, so in about an hour I’ll begin infesting a large midtown hospital for just that purpose. In a couple of days I’ll be back with more grisly photos of flaccid hospital food and gross scars. Hold […]
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Cheap Crap From China: Now Pint-Sized
Published July 3rd, 2006 in Crazy sexy cancer and Patriarchy-blaming. 64 CommentsConsumering is tedious enough without having to do it in some cavernous purgatory staffed by drooling imbeciles in polyester vests. Which is why one of my favorite things about the internet—I am old enough that I still can’t quite calm down about the internet—is that with a few flicks of the wrist I can entirely […]
I Do Not Remember Life Before Netflix
Published July 1st, 2006 in Morsel Institute and Easy Persiflage. 42 CommentsCauliflower with chick peas, spinach, apples, and Spice Islands Curry Powder
Recent commentarian speculation leads me to observe that I am widely perceived to be dead. Not true! It’s just a flesh wound.
Chump that I am, earlier this week I wrote, but neglected to actually post, a post. This post was to have announced that I […]
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