Because of the terrorists it is Danger Level Red outside. The streets are running thick with nitroglycerin and shampoo. Better not go out there. But how to take a spinster aunt’s mind off Homeland Security’s obsession with toiletries? A made-for-TV biopic, that’s how!
Naturally the best made-for-TV biopics contain the most insipid scripts ever written with […]
Archive for August, 2006
Behold the Texas spiny lizard. Bewitching. Winsome. Spiny.
This adolescent specimen was observed hanging around on the Twisty mailbox Tuesday afternoon. If I were a sentimental, anthropomorphizing sort of writer, which lucky for you I am not, I would describe this lizard’s expression as ‘wry’. But the Texas spiny lizard’s brain is the size of a […]
Today the spinster aunt contemplates swim-wear. Specifically, nonboobal swim-wear.
What’s the big whoop, you ask?
Well, it’s like this. If a gal with a couple of lumpy scars where her ta-tas used to be wants to go swimming in public, the sartorial considerations are complex. You’d think nonboobalosity would simplify things, as it does for men, by […]
I had never heard of this knob Tucker Max until a blamer inflicted him on me a couple of days ago. But I am not surprised that he exists. Like everyone else who has just turned 30, Tucker Max imagines he has accomplished something. So he has written a book to share his unique greatness […]
In keeping with my recent tradition of content-free posts
Published August 2nd, 2006 in Easy Persiflage. 36 CommentsThe future lies ahead.
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