Sadly, this is what happens when you’ve been lying around like a slug for a month with a bum foot, and tut tut it looks like rain, and Stingray, who is thumbing through one of the 567,903,761 mail-order catalogs that were delivered to your bungalow against your will yesterday, holds it up and says, “I like this shirt,†and you say, “Fashion is a tool of the patriarchy,†and she says, “Well, I still like this shirt,†and you say, “Oh yeah? Well, you’re a tool of the patriarchy! A too-too-tool!â€Addendum: When you sign up for a YouTube account, you are required to tell them which of two possible sets of reproductive organs you have. The choices are ‘male’ and ‘female.’ They refer to this as ‘gender’.
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Mandos
September 12, 2006 at 11:30 am (UTC -6)
OK, that was hilarious in a surreal, perhaps even dada sort of way.
amaz0n
September 12, 2006 at 11:43 am (UTC -6)
I laughed heartily. Then I had to explain it away by telling my boss that I was laughing at a press release.
hedonistic
September 12, 2006 at 11:44 am (UTC -6)
Please tell me you didn’t inhale.
langsuyar
September 12, 2006 at 12:05 pm (UTC -6)
I would have laughed until I cried if I hadn’t a heart made of stone and ice. Someone needs to share their drugs with me, Twisty *gives her the eye*.
Pony
September 12, 2006 at 12:15 pm (UTC -6)
1. look at all the HAIR
2. eat something
3. yes amazOn that’s believable
4. more
schatze
September 12, 2006 at 12:29 pm (UTC -6)
Much better than “Cats”. A virtuoso performance of the blame o phone ( It cleans and shines, too!). And that was in the Pets & Animals category? Which are you? Maybe that was that Bert on keyboards? I seem to have a lot of questions. Good art can make you question, but I didn’t mistake that for good art, mind you. I just want to make that clear.
grrr kitty
September 12, 2006 at 12:42 pm (UTC -6)
you made me laugh so hard my office mate is concerned for my already-fragile sanity.
KTal
September 12, 2006 at 4:30 pm (UTC -6)
Hey! Were you singin’ ’bout me? Uh? Too-too-tool my aching—
alright alright, its not all about me all the time, or some of the time, yeah, just some of the time.
slade
September 12, 2006 at 5:28 pm (UTC -6)
I like your shirt….who are they?
I think you have the start to a great song! It’s got a beat I can dance to.
You made me laugh….and I believe that is the first one of the day.
Yes, more!
Becker
September 12, 2006 at 5:38 pm (UTC -6)
Glee!
mrs_enid
September 12, 2006 at 6:36 pm (UTC -6)
That was quite funny. What is odd, though, is that it states that the video has 3 “honors.” When you click the link to see what they are, it says that this video is one of the most talked about or favorite videos involving pets and animals. WTF?
Twisty
September 12, 2006 at 6:44 pm (UTC -6)
I’m a mammal.
Dr. Free-Ride
September 12, 2006 at 7:56 pm (UTC -6)
Is there going to be a response-song from Stingray? Is this going to turn into one of those legendary musical duels?
(And what cleaning implement will Stingray play in the video?)
uccellina
September 12, 2006 at 8:04 pm (UTC -6)
I’m going to be singing that all night now.
Jezebella
September 12, 2006 at 9:23 pm (UTC -6)
It’s got a good beat, and you can dance to it.
veryveryviolet
September 12, 2006 at 9:24 pm (UTC -6)
Hello, long-time lurker here.
Very, very funny stuff. I love this site. You make my day, every day.
KTal
September 13, 2006 at 7:07 am (UTC -6)
And as for my comments recently insinuating that blogging does not involve risk or courage; may I eat my words with a gold plated runcible spoon.
Mar Iguana
September 13, 2006 at 8:33 am (UTC -6)
Oh, that’s too, too cool with a bullet on my chart.
acm
September 13, 2006 at 9:11 am (UTC -6)
well, at least all that cabin fever is being directed into productive outlets…
:))
johnieb
September 13, 2006 at 9:33 am (UTC -6)
As has been pointed out and once more confirmed, Twisty is a woman of aspects. Will this evolve, and towards music or film? Your fan awaits.
shannon
September 13, 2006 at 10:55 am (UTC -6)
Oh dear.
I had no idea spray bottles full of poisonous cleaners sounded like that!
SoozeZ
September 13, 2006 at 12:42 pm (UTC -6)
Oh wow, the movie. Completely unexpected and hilarious. Thank you for the guffaws!
KMTBERRY
September 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm (UTC -6)
Best! Video! Ever !!!!!
Buttercup
September 13, 2006 at 4:57 pm (UTC -6)
i’ve had days like that.
thankfully, I do not have access to a video camera.
i think that could work though, and it’s better than 99% of the crud that gets posted on youtube.
Betsy
September 13, 2006 at 8:35 pm (UTC -6)
Cabin fever with a sprained ankle. Yes, it does suck. It will make a person do some crazy things. Just be careful you don’t drink the spray-n-wash by accident.
Jodie
September 14, 2006 at 9:06 am (UTC -6)
More! More! Brava!
walternatives
September 14, 2006 at 9:11 pm (UTC -6)
I giggled watching this movie but I snorted, loud enough to scare my cat, countless times whilst reading the IBTP FAQ. Now I’m intimidated to be leaving a post though I am striving for excellence.
Kwillz
September 14, 2006 at 10:22 pm (UTC -6)
Can’t stop watching. It’s like some advertising jingle. You should sell stuff.
scratchy888
September 17, 2006 at 4:17 am (UTC -6)
Very impressive. Me rike.
on a lighter note… « walternatives
September 25, 2006 at 4:36 pm (UTC -6)
[...] After you’ve read the Guidelines below, treat yourself to a viewing of the imovie on this page of Twisty’s blog. It makes me giggle every single time I see it. I just watched it again, for the upteenth time. [...]