Sadly, this is what happens when you’ve been lying around like a slug for a month with a bum foot, and tut tut it looks like rain, and Stingray, who is thumbing through one of the 567,903,761 mail-order catalogs that were delivered to your bungalow against your will yesterday, holds it up and says, “I like this shirt,†and you say, “Fashion is a tool of the patriarchy,†and she says, “Well, I still like this shirt,†and you say, “Oh yeah? Well, you’re a tool of the patriarchy! A too-too-tool!â€Addendum: When you sign up for a YouTube account, you are required to tell them which of two possible sets of reproductive organs you have. The choices are ‘male’ and ‘female.’ They refer to this as ‘gender’.
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OK, that was hilarious in a surreal, perhaps even dada sort of way.
I laughed heartily. Then I had to explain it away by telling my boss that I was laughing at a press release.
Please tell me you didn’t inhale.
I would have laughed until I cried if I hadn’t a heart made of stone and ice. Someone needs to share their drugs with me, Twisty *gives her the eye*.
1. look at all the HAIR
2. eat something
3. yes amazOn that’s believable
4. more
Much better than “Cats”. A virtuoso performance of the blame o phone ( It cleans and shines, too!). And that was in the Pets & Animals category? Which are you? Maybe that was that Bert on keyboards? I seem to have a lot of questions. Good art can make you question, but I didn’t mistake that for good art, mind you. I just want to make that clear.
you made me laugh so hard my office mate is concerned for my already-fragile sanity.
Hey! Were you singin’ ’bout me? Uh? Too-too-tool my aching—
alright alright, its not all about me all the time, or some of the time, yeah, just some of the time.
I like your shirt….who are they?
I think you have the start to a great song! It’s got a beat I can dance to.
You made me laugh….and I believe that is the first one of the day.
Yes, more!
Glee!
That was quite funny. What is odd, though, is that it states that the video has 3 “honors.” When you click the link to see what they are, it says that this video is one of the most talked about or favorite videos involving pets and animals. WTF?
I’m a mammal.
Is there going to be a response-song from Stingray? Is this going to turn into one of those legendary musical duels?
(And what cleaning implement will Stingray play in the video?)
I’m going to be singing that all night now.
It’s got a good beat, and you can dance to it.
Hello, long-time lurker here.
Very, very funny stuff. I love this site. You make my day, every day.
And as for my comments recently insinuating that blogging does not involve risk or courage; may I eat my words with a gold plated runcible spoon.
Oh, that’s too, too cool with a bullet on my chart.
well, at least all that cabin fever is being directed into productive outlets…
:))
As has been pointed out and once more confirmed, Twisty is a woman of aspects. Will this evolve, and towards music or film? Your fan awaits.
Oh dear.
I had no idea spray bottles full of poisonous cleaners sounded like that!
Oh wow, the movie. Completely unexpected and hilarious. Thank you for the guffaws!
Best! Video! Ever !!!!!
i’ve had days like that.
thankfully, I do not have access to a video camera.
i think that could work though, and it’s better than 99% of the crud that gets posted on youtube.
Cabin fever with a sprained ankle. Yes, it does suck. It will make a person do some crazy things. Just be careful you don’t drink the spray-n-wash by accident.
More! More! Brava!
I giggled watching this movie but I snorted, loud enough to scare my cat, countless times whilst reading the IBTP FAQ. Now I’m intimidated to be leaving a post though I am striving for excellence.
Can’t stop watching. It’s like some advertising jingle. You should sell stuff.
Very impressive. Me rike.