Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?

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Blamer Phemisaurus gets the picture.

10 Responses to “Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?”


  1. 1 Ms Kate Sep 30th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    I’d rather be fat than narrow.

  2. 2 mel Sep 30th, 2006 at 6:48 pm

    You have a really pretty face, though.

  3. 3 jbeeky Sep 30th, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    Well, at least the hair is less big, so its not all bad. Does HP have an overdrive device to keep saline sacks in tact while thinning the rest of our nasties out?

  4. 4 j Sep 30th, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Wow, that woman on the right needs to eat a nice big slice of chocolate cake quickly.

  5. 5 scratchy888 Sep 30th, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    The one-dimensional effect, which we can surely look forward to when competition for technological reworkings of women’s images sets in, can be flattering on some women. For instance, my ex-supervisor. I’m not sure that gradual erasure by width is very helpful here, though. It all depends on the subject matter.

  6. 6 antelope Oct 1st, 2006 at 1:21 am

    The original image doesn’t resemble any real, imaginary or celebrity person I can think of, but the slimmed image really looks a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe she can get her consciousness raised in IBTP the movie.

  7. 7 CarolS Oct 1st, 2006 at 6:16 am

    No! We want MORE Twisty Faster, not less!

  8. 8 Sara Oct 1st, 2006 at 6:41 am

    I think her hairpiece looks taller.

    Antelope, “IBTP the movie”? Oooooooooh, what a good idea! (You know, without that Hewitt person.)

    This could sweep Sundance.

  9. 9 Joanna Oct 1st, 2006 at 11:48 am

    “I’d rather be fat than narrow” is my quote for the day, Ms.Kate, thanks!

  10. 10 alphabitch Oct 2nd, 2006 at 8:25 am

    I think that she’d look even better — not to mention girlier — if she were saying something more along the lines of, “I really like you just the way you are, White Male Supremacy, but could you please move over just a teensy bit?”

    Way less threatening.

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